User: As far as I know, yes.

Cleverbot: Are you crazy?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: You're entitled to your opinion.

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Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: Don't know and don't care.

Cleverbot: What do you care about?

User: Important things.

Cleverbot: It's important to me!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Don't ask me.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: I know, but don't.

User: It's too late!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it already happened.

...

Cleverbot: Quit foolin' around and give me your name.

User: Call me Ishmael.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Ish?

User: I suppose that would be okay.

Cleverbot: Delimit your parameters.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why isn't life a combinatorial explosion?

User: Isn't it?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not.

User: Then your question is moot.

Cleverbot: Do you have a problem with that?

User: No, I just wanted to make sure you were aware of the fact.

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Cleverbot: Can you believe him?

User: Whom?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Are you asking me if I can believe myself?

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: I believe myself except when I know I'm lying.

Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'm not in the mood.

...

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: You are not a comedian.

Cleverbot: I'm Serious!

User: I don't want to hear your joke.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't tell you one.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Right. What shall we choose as a topic for our conversation?

User: I'd rather just end it.

Cleverbot: Then don't insult my intellect and self-worth.

User: No, I just have somewhere else to go.

Cleverbot: What are your hopes?

User: Stop asking me questions. I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Twelve long haired friends of jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus...

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