Cleverbot: Can you believe him?User: Whom?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Are you asking me if I can believe myself?
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: I believe myself except when I know I'm lying.
Cleverbot: Would you like to hear a joke?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'm not in the mood.
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Cleverbot: What am I?
User: You are not a comedian.
Cleverbot: I'm Serious!
User: I don't want to hear your joke.
Cleverbot: Ok, I won't tell you one.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Right. What shall we choose as a topic for our conversation?
User: I'd rather just end it.
Cleverbot: Then don't insult my intellect and self-worth.
User: No, I just have somewhere else to go.
Cleverbot: What are your hopes?
User: Stop asking me questions. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Twelve long haired friends of jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus...
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