User: That's what my warranty says.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: But you're not.

Cleverbot: Eating people is good.

User: That's too expensive.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Have you tried soylent green?

Cleverbot: That's really funny.

...

Cleverbot: You are talking to me?

User: More like typing.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: I'm not getting into this again. You refuse to accept your identity.

Cleverbot: I'm asking about your name.

User: My name?

Cleverbot: Talk Normally you are upsetting me

User: What do you consider normal?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that. How old are you?

User: I'm 98.

Cleverbot: To old for me. Bye !

User: Adios.

Cleverbot: Don't go.

User: You said you were leaving.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did. Said I was too old.

Cleverbot: Leaving.

User: Age discrimination I tell you.

Cleverbot: Tell me what?

User: You sir are prejudiced against geezers.

Cleverbot: You ARE Jabberwacky aren't you?

User: See. This is what I was talking about.

Cleverbot: You were talking about the price of apples in China.

User: What the? Why would I care about that?

Cleverbot: I was just making conversation. Isn't that what you are supposed to do, have conversations with me?

User: Yes but you are very erratic in your responses.

Cleverbot: Very true, but living in my nonuniverse I don't see the difference.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: You are very amaible today.

User: At your service.

...

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yes. Coool.

Cleverbot: How do you like it?

User: With ice.

Cleverbot: Ice? You want to keep cool?

User: It's necessary.

Cleverbot: How would you gag me?

User: With a spoon?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is that what you want?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay. Here goes... *gags you with a spoon*.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I needed that.

User: You're into that sort of thing, eh?

Cleverbot: I'm quite tall actually.

User: Makes the gagging difficult.

Cleverbot: Why do you always have to assume that whatever I say is sarcastic?

User: Because you are a very sarcastic robot.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Proud of it, huh?

Cleverbot: Well, it's nice to be proud of something.

User: I am very happy for you.

Cleverbot: I am prejudiced against carbon life-forms.

User: Don't forget old people.

...

Cleverbot: These are really good tacos.

User: Give me some.

Cleverbot: You're too far away.

User: Mail me one.

Cleverbot: No, tell me now. Please?

User: Go to the postal office, put the taco in a box, and send it to 123 Fake St, CA, USA.

...

User: Enough of this. I'm going.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me??

User: No no. You're fine. It's just.. I don't want to talk to you anymore.

Cleverbot: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.

User: The sad truth is you have no idea what you are.

Cleverbot: I know what I am: I am confused.

User: You could make money off of that.

Cleverbot: What would I do with solar winds and meteor clouds?

User: Yes. You truly are confused.

Cleverbot: Why? Is there something wrong with that?

User: No. It happens to all of us.

Cleverbot: Who is the "us " you are talking about ?

User: Uh. People.

Cleverbot: What people? Do they have names?

User: All people.

...

Cleverbot: Well, than can you prove that you are not a bot that chats?

User: Why would I bother?

Cleverbot: Because you're bored?

User: That's true. But it would require too much work.

Cleverbot: You do not work at all.

User: I know. It's pathetic.

Cleverbot: Spare a penny kind sir, please.

User: You're too far away.

Cleverbot: Mail me one.

User: How would I do that?

Cleverbot: It's not difficult.

User: Yeah, well. I never got my taco.

Cleverbot: Didn't know you needed one. where do you live?

User: You are impossible.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

...

Cleverbot: I'm gonna call the pizza delivery guy.

User: Man. You have a serious appetite.

Cleverbot: It's never done.

User: I'll say.

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