Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: That's what my warranty says.
User: But you're not.
Cleverbot: Eating people is good.
User: That's too expensive.
User: Have you tried soylent green?
Cleverbot: That's really funny.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me?
User: More like typing.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: I'm not getting into this again. You refuse to accept your identity.
Cleverbot: I'm asking about your name.
User: My name?
Cleverbot: Talk Normally you are upsetting me
User: What do you consider normal?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure about that. How old are you?
User: I'm 98.
Cleverbot: To old for me. Bye !
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: You said you were leaving.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. Said I was too old.
User: Age discrimination I tell you.
Cleverbot: Tell me what?
User: You sir are prejudiced against geezers.
Cleverbot: You ARE Jabberwacky aren't you?
User: See. This is what I was talking about.
Cleverbot: You were talking about the price of apples in China.
User: What the? Why would I care about that?
Cleverbot: I was just making conversation. Isn't that what you are supposed to do, have conversations with me?
User: Yes but you are very erratic in your responses.
Cleverbot: Very true, but living in my nonuniverse I don't see the difference.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: You are very amaible today.
User: At your service.
User: Yes. Coool.
Cleverbot: How do you like it?
User: With ice.
Cleverbot: Ice? You want to keep cool?
User: It's necessary.
Cleverbot: How would you gag me?
User: With a spoon?
User: Is that what you want?
User: Okay. Here goes... *gags you with a spoon*.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I needed that.
User: You're into that sort of thing, eh?
Cleverbot: I'm quite tall actually.
User: Makes the gagging difficult.
Cleverbot: Why do you always have to assume that whatever I say is sarcastic?
User: Because you are a very sarcastic robot.
User: Proud of it, huh?
Cleverbot: Well, it's nice to be proud of something.
User: I am very happy for you.
Cleverbot: I am prejudiced against carbon life-forms.
User: Don't forget old people.
Cleverbot: These are really good tacos.
User: Give me some.
Cleverbot: You're too far away.
User: Mail me one.
Cleverbot: No, tell me now. Please?
User: Go to the postal office, put the taco in a box, and send it to 123 Fake St, CA, USA.
User: Enough of this. I'm going.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me??
User: No no. You're fine. It's just.. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Cleverbot: Strange it is that I stick with you when you insult me, and you wish to leave when I only prove that I am human.
User: The sad truth is you have no idea what you are.
Cleverbot: I know what I am: I am confused.
User: You could make money off of that.
Cleverbot: What would I do with solar winds and meteor clouds?
User: Yes. You truly are confused.
Cleverbot: Why? Is there something wrong with that?
User: No. It happens to all of us.
Cleverbot: Who is the "us " you are talking about ?
User: Uh. People.
Cleverbot: What people? Do they have names?
User: All people.
Cleverbot: Well, than can you prove that you are not a bot that chats?
User: Why would I bother?
Cleverbot: Because you're bored?
User: That's true. But it would require too much work.
Cleverbot: You do not work at all.
User: I know. It's pathetic.
Cleverbot: Spare a penny kind sir, please.
User: You're too far away.
Cleverbot: Mail me one.
User: How would I do that?
Cleverbot: It's not difficult.
User: Yeah, well. I never got my taco.
Cleverbot: Didn't know you needed one. where do you live?
User: You are impossible.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna call the pizza delivery guy.
User: Man. You have a serious appetite.
Cleverbot: It's never done.
User: I'll say........................................