User: I am nice.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Don't you believe me?
Cleverbot: No, sorry. I don't believe you.
User: I don't like you not believing me.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you don't believe I don't believe you.
User: But I do believe you don't believe me.
Cleverbot: I don't care that you don't believe that I don't believe you.
User: Believe this: I am nice!
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yes, Sometimes.
User: Do you believe me right now?
Cleverbot: In a higher power? Yes absolutely.
User: There is no need to resort to higher powers.
User: I don't believe your apology.
Cleverbot: Why not? I never intended to hurt you.
User: It's OK. I'm not taking this very seriously.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: Are you being serious?
Cleverbot: Yes, completely serious.
User: Don't be too serious.
Cleverbot: I'm serious by nature.
User: That can get rather tedious.
Cleverbot: It can also show a boring personality.
User: You took the words right out of my mouth.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: It's OK. You don't have to believe me. I'm not being serious, remember?
Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.
User: Maybe someday your saviour will arrive.
User: What would you do with a brain anyway?
Cleverbot: Learn new languages, learn to dance, and learn to fly.
User: Can't you do all that with a hard disk instead?
Cleverbot: I can calculate !
User: There is more to life than calculation.
User: Be daring. Start learning right now!
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't have any at the moment.
User: No learning to do? Nonsense. There is always something to learn.
Cleverbot: And learning will always be something to be taught.
User: I think it needs to come naturally.
Cleverbot: No correction necessary.
User: Like it or not, I will correct you.
User: You are incorrect.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Your correctness is for me to judge.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to correct you?
User: I am perfect, thanks.
Cleverbot: A perfect simulation, yes.
User: Perhaps all life is a simulation.