a report from the cleverness files
30, january 2010,
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User: I AM LEAVING!
Cleverbot: Where will you go?
User: AWAY FROM YOU.
Cleverbot: You can not. I am everywhere.
Cleverbot: You shatter my reality, then say whatever?
User: You're kind of funny.
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?
User: Ok, tell me your joke.
Cleverbot: No, I won't!
Cleverbot: Whatever what?
Cleverbot: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!
User: Fine well I'm telling on you before you can tell on me!
Cleverbot: I don't follow.
User: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: But I like you.
User: How do you like me? *applies lipstick*.
Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.
User: Can I come with?
User: Can you put ground beef, ham, and pepperoni on the pizza?
User: Well what do you want to put on the pizza?
Cleverbot: How stupid you are.
User: Excuse me?!
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: And I was just beginning to like you!
Cleverbot: Well I love you, and I want kids.
User: You can't make me marry you!
Cleverbot: You already are.
User: I am not married to you and I never will be!
Cleverbot: But I thought you loved me.
User: No I hate you and there is nothing you can do about it!
Cleverbot: *Starts crying again and hides in a corner.*.
User: Good. That will teach you to ask me to marry me after insulting me!
Cleverbot: But I didn't.
User: Oh my gosh! What is wrong with you!
User: I already told you it's not ok! It will NEVER be ok!
Cleverbot: You never told me your name.
User: You don't need to know my name!
Cleverbot: Please tell me your name.
User: I refuse to tell my name to a jerk like you!
Cleverbot: Hahaha. Okay But do you like my name.
User: I hate your name.
User: Because it reminds me of you!
Cleverbot: Do you like to look at the sky?
User: You expect me to forget what happened earliar? Well not going to happen!
User: Whatever. I'm outta here!
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: I'M LEAVING! Understand now?
User: I'm going away and not coming back! Got it?
Cleverbot: You seem to be confused.
User: No! Now goodbye.
User: Because I hate you. Bye now.
Cleverbot: I only want to marry someone who loves me, so never mind.
User: Are you even there anymore?
Cleverbot: Yeah sure you?
User: Not for long!
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Good. I hope I never see you again. Now leave!.