Cleverbot: You're not a girl?User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you are a boy?
User: Yes, clever 50/50 deduction Watson!
Cleverbot: You are Watson, I am Sherlock.
User: I think not Watson.
Cleverbot: I think yes so.
User: You are sadly mistaken.
Cleverbot: Nope you are. Don't mess with me.
User: Or else?
Cleverbot: Or else I'll send my baby orphan dolphins to come and fill
your mouth with 2 year expired mayonaisse while the monkeys stitch
your eyelids shut!
User: Ok...you are Sherlock.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Sean.
User: *sigh*.
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