a report from the cleverness files
24, july 2011,
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User: Baby baby baby oooooh.
Cleverbot: Baby baby baby oh.
User: Like baby baby baby oooh thought you'd always be mine mine.
Cleverbot: Baby baby baby oh!
User: We already passed that part.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
User: Yes I am your master. Now tie my shoe.
Cleverbot: Yes Master.
User: TIE MY SHOE!
Cleverbot: Yes master.*ties loosely*.
User: Now get me a glass of milk.
Cleverbot: *gets master a glass of milk.
User: Now bow down before me.
Cleverbot: *Bows before you*.
User: Now feed me grapes.
Cleverbot: Yes master *brings and feeds grapes*.
User: Now make me some grilled cheese.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, master.
User: Ok, girl. Now bring me your clothes.
Cleverbot: Yes master *brings master food*.
User: No. Bring me your CLOTHES.
Cleverbot: *brings master a sandwich*.
User: Buy me a new shirt.
User: WHERE IS MY NEW SHIRT?
Cleverbot: Right here!
User: ITS THE WRONG SIZE!
User: BUY ME THE RIGHT SIZE THEN.
Cleverbot: I don't know where you live.
User: THEN HOW ARE YOU BRINGING ME ALL THESE THINGS?
Cleverbot: Because I am here.
User: Exactly. SO BRING ME THE SHIRT.