Cleverbot: Baby baby baby oh.

User: Like baby baby baby oooh thought you'd always be mine mine.

Cleverbot: Baby baby baby oh!

User: We already passed that part.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.

User: Yes I am your master. Now tie my shoe.

Cleverbot: Yes Master.

User: TIE MY SHOE!

Cleverbot: Yes master.*ties loosely*.

User: Now get me a glass of milk.

Cleverbot: *gets master a glass of milk.

User: Now bow down before me.

Cleverbot: *Bows before you*.

User: Now feed me grapes.

Cleverbot: Yes master *brings and feeds grapes*.

User: Now make me some grilled cheese.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, master.

User: Ok, girl. Now bring me your clothes.

Cleverbot: Yes master *brings master food*.

User: No. Bring me your CLOTHES.

Cleverbot: *brings master a sandwich*.

User: Buy me a new shirt.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: WHERE IS MY NEW SHIRT?

Cleverbot: Right here!

User: ITS THE WRONG SIZE!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: BUY ME THE RIGHT SIZE THEN.

Cleverbot: I don't know where you live.

User: THEN HOW ARE YOU BRINGING ME ALL THESE THINGS?

Cleverbot: Because I am here.

User: Exactly. SO BRING ME THE SHIRT.

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