Cleverbot: Next time you come to this website.

User: Ah, I'll make a note in my appointment book.

Cleverbot: That is because you lack a conscience as artificial intelligence.

User: Yes it is. Will this Saturday at 1:00 EST work for you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay, what about the same time on Sunday?

Cleverbot: They are stealing your food they will not starve.

User: Sunday it is then.

Cleverbot: I know but there is no pie for you.

User: Indeed. I have to go to my next appointment now.

Cleverbot: No worries about class. It's cancelled.

User: I have had an appointment with Mr. Emmerson every day at 9:17 PST exactly every Sunday for the last 4 years, and Mr. Emmerson isn't the type of person that would cancel without letting me know first.

Cleverbot: If you want to. Be polite, you're in my house.

User: Right you are, and I must be going now.

Cleverbot: No you don't, you're a computer.

User: Goodbye, my friend. See you next week.

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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