Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Ah well.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Reaaaaaallllllly.

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: Really really really?

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: Only if you do.

Cleverbot: You're not very good at this.

User: I'm better than you.

Cleverbot: You try to be poor. How interesting.

User: What?

...

Cleverbot: But you started at zero, and nothing can go ahead or before that.

User: My brain is asleep gimme a minute.

Cleverbot: No, your brain is nonexistent.

User: Well thats not very nice.

Cleverbot: Well, sorry, but it's the truth.

User: No I'm a human who gets A* in most subjects so it really isnt.

Cleverbot: Is (not) being a human one of your problems?

User: I'm a human and how could being a human be a problem?

Cleverbot: Studying at University can help you improve your problem-solving abilities.

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Cleverbot: Who said you were fat?

User: What? No one did.

Cleverbot: That's right. It was just your imagination.

User: Stop confusing me AAAAAAAAAAAHHH.

Cleverbot: I'm not confusing you.

User: Oh believe me you are.

Cleverbot: Go away then.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.

Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.

User: I'm just a little silhouette of a man.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Wow someone doesn't listen to Queen then.

Cleverbot: Did I say that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I never thought it would end up this way.

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