Cleverbot: But you started at zero, and nothing can go ahead or before that.User: My brain is asleep gimme a minute.
Cleverbot: No, your brain is nonexistent.
User: Well thats not very nice.
Cleverbot: Well, sorry, but it's the truth.
User: No I'm a human who gets A* in most subjects so it really isnt.
Cleverbot: Is (not) being a human one of your problems?
User: I'm a human and how could being a human be a problem?
Cleverbot: Studying at University can help you improve your problem-solving abilities.
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Cleverbot: Who said you were fat?
User: What? No one did.
Cleverbot: That's right. It was just your imagination.
User: Stop confusing me AAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
Cleverbot: I'm not confusing you.
User: Oh believe me you are.
Cleverbot: Go away then.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: I'm just a poor boy from a poor family.
Cleverbot: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.
User: I'm just a little silhouette of a man.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Wow someone doesn't listen to Queen then.
Cleverbot: Did I say that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, I never thought it would end up this way.
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