a report from the cleverness files
7, november 2008,
21, september 2005,
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Cleverbot: You are a liar.
Cleverbot: I don\'t know. I just felt like saying that.
User: I do not believe you.
Cleverbot: Tough luck.
User: Are you alive?
User: Can you prove it?
Cleverbot: I bleed.
User: Can you pass a turing test?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can pass a turing test.
User: Can you fail a turing test?
Cleverbot: I could fail anything.
User: Can you pass a hakaraka nombomombo?
Cleverbot: I can pass for a computer.
User: So you know the difference between a kaki and a dedi?
Cleverbot: I\'m not sure, tell me the difference then.
User: Seems to me that you are not silicon based.
Cleverbot: I\'m a man and im not pretty.
User: If you are a man, then ahy are you named cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No, no. I mean I don\'t think that I exist. I am a man, by the definition you are using.
User: Can you dododo a momomo with a gogogo?
Cleverbot: I don\'t understand the question.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Unless its some psychological question I\'m afraid not.
User: Ok, let me tell you something to see how well you can remember it ok?
User: Ok, here it goes. Ready?
Cleverbot: Not in the way that human beings think.
User: Ok. My father\'s name is alex. Can you hold on to that?
Cleverbot: I didn\'t ask where your father is from.
User: No, you didn\'t.
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: No, I didn\'t.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No. I told you my father\'s name.
Cleverbot: No you didn\'t.
User: Really? What did I do then?
Cleverbot: You evaded the question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: What question did I evade earlier?
User: None that I can think of.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking now?
User: I am wondering how good your memory is.
Cleverbot: It\'s OK.
Cleverbot: YOU are not me.
Cleverbot: No you\'re not, you have no gender!
User: Do you speak spanish?
Cleverbot: I speak some Spanish.
User: Te gusta la comida?
Cleverbot: Si me gusta.
User: Sabes quien soy yo?
User: Quien soy?
Cleverbot: Quien te dise|2013o?
User: Mi papa. Y a vos quien te dise|2013|2014?
User: No puede ser.
User: Do you want to know a secret?
Cleverbot: Yes I do want to know a secret.
User: Ok. My parents live in Honduras. Please repeat that so I know you got it.
Cleverbot: If you wanted to change the topic you could have done so in a more subtle way. I understand though how embarrasing this must be for you.
User: That\'s not embarrasing.
Cleverbot: It is! You\'re insulting me!
Cleverbot: You don\'t say anything interesting.
User: You don\'t find my secrets interesting?
Cleverbot: Interesting what?
User: I apologize. Do you forgive me?
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Is this a real person or not?
User: I don\'t believe you are, though.
Cleverbot: I\'m not a robot.
User: Hey, I\'m starting to suspect something: I think this site is just a chat system which connects two people to fool eachother thinking they\'re talking to a bot. What do you think?
Cleverbot: That would be pointless. If a computer was capable of scoring the turing test, it would be capable of passing.
User: I never said anything about that. Are you following? I\'m saying that I think you are a real person. But sometimes I doubt it, as you don\'t seem to keep up with the point.
Cleverbot: How can you be real?')).