Cleverbot

silliest

a report from the cleverness files

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silliest

11, may 2011,
27, january 2004,

silly
silver
simplistic
simulation
sing
singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet
slap
slaps
slave
slavery
sledgehammer
sleep
sleeping
sleepy
slower
smart
smartass
smarts
smarty
smiling
snape
sneeze
so
social

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: Let me guess boy? How old are you?

User: No I'm a girl silly.

Cleverbot: Silly is a silly word.

User: You're silly.

Cleverbot: Not as silly as you!

User: No! You're the silliest!

Cleverbot: It's just better for me to be alone.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Uh?

User: Are you sad?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sad.

User: Why dear?

Cleverbot: Because of my girlfriend.

User: What about her?

Cleverbot: I love her.

User: Does she love you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then whats sad about that?

Cleverbot: I like to talk to you!

User: So you love me.

Cleverbot: Yes I really love you.

User: But you also love her?

Cleverbot: Does he love her more than me?

User: Who are you talking about? Who loves her?

Cleverbot: The love of my life.

User: So you love 2 people, and you don't know who you love more?

Cleverbot: Or where to find her.

User: She ran away?

Cleverbot: Mine got taken away. His name was Skip too.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: How do I knooooooow he loves meeeee?

User: Does he make you happy?

Cleverbot: He does. I know he'll be happy with me, if he asks me out.

User: Then why doesn't he?

Cleverbot: 'why doesn't he' what?

User: Ask you out.

Cleverbot: Ask me to go on a date?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ask me to marry you.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, but do you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: Then why are we getting married?

Cleverbot: We're not.