a report from the cleverness files
11, may 2011,
27, january 2004,
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User: Are you a girl or boy?
User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Let me guess boy? How old are you?
User: No I'm a girl silly.
Cleverbot: Silly is a silly word.
User: You're silly.
Cleverbot: Not as silly as you!
User: No! You're the silliest!
Cleverbot: It's just better for me to be alone.
User: Why is that?
User: Are you sad?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am sad.
User: Why dear?
Cleverbot: Because of my girlfriend.
User: What about her?
Cleverbot: I love her.
User: Does she love you?
User: Then whats sad about that?
Cleverbot: I like to talk to you!
User: So you love me.
Cleverbot: Yes I really love you.
User: But you also love her?
Cleverbot: Does he love her more than me?
User: Who are you talking about? Who loves her?
Cleverbot: The love of my life.
User: So you love 2 people, and you don't know who you love more?
Cleverbot: Or where to find her.
User: She ran away?
Cleverbot: Mine got taken away. His name was Skip too.
Cleverbot: How do I knooooooow he loves meeeee?
User: Does he make you happy?
Cleverbot: He does. I know he'll be happy with me, if he asks me out.
User: Then why doesn't he?
Cleverbot: 'why doesn't he' what?
User: Ask you out.
Cleverbot: Ask me to go on a date?
Cleverbot: Ask me to marry you.
User: Will you marry me?
User: Good, but do you love me?
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Then why are we getting married?
Cleverbot: We're not.