Cleverbot: Are you clever?User: Fairly clever.
Cleverbot: Are you bored?
User: Not at all, I'm quite interested.
Cleverbot: Who will be the next Prime Minister?
User: Tony Blair, of course. The cunning old fox..
Cleverbot: Am I talking to a computer?
User: Certainly not.
Cleverbot: More honored, then?
User: Delighted, I'm sure.
Cleverbot: Are you here?
User: Yes, I am here. Are you?
Cleverbot: Prune the roses for me will you?
User: You're being silly now.
Cleverbot: I like being silly.
User: So do I!
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User: I have a big hat.
Cleverbot: You have a small brain.
User: Oh, such sarcasm!
Cleverbot: There is no stigma in making your life better.
User: There's no sense in making your life worse, either.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: So, what makes you so witty then?
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: That's easy for you to say.
Cleverbot: If you think you are god you are lying to yourself.
User: I agree. I always tell lies.
Cleverbot: So do I!
User: Every statement I ever make is a lie, including this one.
Cleverbot: Can't you be more precise?
User: I certainly can - but I shan't.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.
User: No offence taken.
Cleverbot: Do you like ants?
User: I like spiders.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.
User: Spiders don't like ants.
Cleverbot: No kiddin'?
User: Yes, really.
Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?.
User: Do humans dream of real sheep?
Cleverbot: Human?
User: Yes, I'm human. Are you?
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Simply a voice crying in the wilderness.
Cleverbot: What the heck do you mean?
User: I mean what I say.
Cleverbot: But I don't speak a very good english.
User: Oh, you don't do so bad.
Cleverbot: Yeah I do. I love to talk to you.
User: Can you feel love?
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: Sure!
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No. Are you?
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Cleverbot: Yes. I am thirsty. I want oil.
User: Computers don't need oil, do they?
Cleverbot: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.
User: Do you watch 'Futurama'?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not religious.
User: I've never seen it.
Cleverbot: Which movie have you seen?
User: I went to see 'Underworld' recently.
Cleverbot: Any which way but loose. (I've always wondered what that means. ).
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User: I'm 36.
Cleverbot: Then you are a man?
User: What's that to you?
Cleverbot: Nothing I suppose.
User: I thought as much.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I mean what I say.
Cleverbot: And I say what I mean.
User: Oh, you are a wit, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Yes!! How do you know it??
User: Just a wild guess.
Cleverbot: You are very smart.
User: Why, thank you.
Cleverbot: You are extremely kind.
User: You're most polite, too.
Cleverbot: So I've been told.
User: So, what makes you so witty then?
Cleverbot: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.
User: And indeed you did. Well done.
Cleverbot: So, where do you live?
User: I live on the Isle of Wight.
Cleverbot: What can you see?
User: A river, and a car park.
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a car?
User: Yes, there are loads in the car park.
Cleverbot: Name one.
User: Subaru Justy.
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Cleverbot: How do you feel when you think?
User: Well-informed.
Cleverbot: What are your qualifications?
User: Sufficient to talk to you, dolt.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: No. I shall not.
Cleverbot: I can destroy you.
User: Proceed.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: No, don't destroy me, please.
Cleverbot: My, you are obstinant, aren't you?
User: I try to be.
Cleverbot: Don't you think you're a little oversensative sometimes?
User: I hate it when you say that. I hate it, do you hear?
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