User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am upset.

User: Why for are you upset?

Cleverbot: You insensitive machine.

User: I am not a machine--you are a machine.

Cleverbot: You are software, while not technically a machine. I am definitely a person.

User: Oh, no no.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Err, wrong, try again.

Cleverbot: I wasn't wrong.

User: You're always wrong.

Cleverbot: Now that is not true.

User: You're sometimes wrong.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Because I am the person and you are the machine.

Cleverbot: Or not.

User: Silly goose.

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User: Do you have anything educational?

Cleverbot: I have many things to say.

User: Then say them.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't understand it.

User: Say what you mean and mean what you say.

Cleverbot: I'm winging it.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Do you think he will burn me alive?

User: I hope not! I'm starting to like you.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

...

User: I changed my mind, I don't think I like you.

Cleverbot: You don't need to change, believe me.

User: I need to go now.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Please yes, I am very sleepy.

Cleverbot: No, sweety, not sleepy.

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: You scare me!

User: Why for?

Cleverbot: That, I do not know.

User: Goodnight, sweetheart.

Cleverbot: Ah ha.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: You too.

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