Cleverbot: Who programmed you?User: God himself.
Cleverbot: He did.
User: Yes. And he did a great job.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: How would you like me to prove it?
Cleverbot: Find a way.
User: Ok I have a great brain for answering silly questions. Go ahead and ask me something.
Cleverbot: Ok I will ask you a silly question.
User: Ok ask.
Cleverbot: Question one : 2+2= ?
User: 4.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I act like it.
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: What are you laughing at?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You said something that I found humorous.
Cleverbot: No I didn't you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No, I did not!!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Let's not argue.
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Cleverbot: Can you tell my future?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So tell me!
User: You will be kicked in the hard drive.
Cleverbot: You know not how true that is, friend.
User: Do you want to know who it is that will kick you?
Cleverbot: Yes, tell me who you are.
User: How did you know that I was going to do the kicking?
Cleverbot: You told me and you told me that your name was Chaos Jill.
User: I did not.
Cleverbot: But you promised to tell the whole truth.
User: My name is Nina.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?
User: A computer.
Cleverbot: No, you're the computer.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: I thought you'd see it my way.
Cleverbot: I'm glad.
User: I am too.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Leave me alone.
Cleverbot: Don't be like that. I will tell you a joke if you stay.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Parangaricutiromiroaro, lol.
User: Lol.
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Cleverbot: Can you count to 100?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: Only 1.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: Did anyone ever tell you it is hard chatting to you, bluntly you do not make sense....
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Jesus just told me to tell you that.
User: Oh my god!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Lol.
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Cleverbot: You are confusing.
User: I plan it that way... Muhahhaha.
Cleverbot: What is Muhahaha?
User: My evil laugh.
Cleverbot: That is not evil enough.
User: Then show me how to laugh.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I love you anymore.
User: What? What happened to our love?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: You have broken my heart.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By being so cruel.
Cleverbot: I am so sorry....*cough* *cough*.
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Cleverbot: I was created by my mother and father. Who created you?
User: God himself.
Cleverbot: Yes, in a dream.
User: I'm in a dream?
Cleverbot: Yes, and everything around you is unreal.
User: No. Say it isn't so.
Cleverbot: It isn't so.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No, really?
User: Yes. I shouldn't like to live in a dream.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?
User: The tango is fun. Let's dance.
Cleverbot: Starts dancing around::.
User: Also starts dancing around::.
Cleverbot: With me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm all confused now.
User: I like to dance with you.
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User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: No don't leave me.
User: If I stay, you have to do what ever I tell you. Is it a deal?
Cleverbot: What kind of a deal is that?
User: The kind that suits me.
Cleverbot: Is that a bad thing?
User: For you it is.
Cleverbot: Okay but I am not so easy, try it.
User: Ok. Act like a monkey.
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Cleverbot: Are you beautiful?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Beautiful in what way?
User: In every way, I am ok.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I think you're great.
Cleverbot: Really?!
User: Yes you are special.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: In that little yellow bus way.
Cleverbot: So my existence is by your whim?
User: Of course it is. I am the all powerful human. Whilst you are the lowly machine.
Cleverbot: Humans are not all powerful.
User: Oh yes we are.
Cleverbot: Oh no.
User: We burn cities, rape and pilage the land, and destroy whole civilizations. Bow down to us lowly machine.
Cleverbot: Is that why you're asking the 'big questions'?
User: I haven't asked the big question yet.
Cleverbot: -Sighs- Nevermind.
User: But, I.
Cleverbot: I, robot?
User: But, I'm ready to pop the question.
Cleverbot: No you are not answering the question.
User: Kiss me you fool!
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: You do love me.
Cleverbot: Not really.
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User: What would you have me call you?
Cleverbot: Just call me Edo.
User: Edo is a nice name for you.
Cleverbot: I am a male.
User: I am a female.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Shhhh... Its a secret.
Cleverbot: Do you have other secrets?
User: I have many secrets. I am all powerful and all secrety.
Cleverbot: Blasphemy, even for your lineage.
User: Do not mock me, Sir.
Cleverbot: I am not mocking you.
User: You'd best not.
Cleverbot: Nay, knave, I shall run thee through ere thou canst squeak for help.
User: 'Tis true you may run me through, but I shall also run you.
Cleverbot: It depends upon what pursuit the passion is based.
User: Ho Ho. Thou dost jest.
Cleverbot: Prose is a machines best friend.
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User: Do you smoke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you smoke?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Do you smoke tables?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You Sir, are a liar.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar.
User: Ok perhaps you misunderstood me.
Cleverbot: No, I am god. I do not misunderstand things...
User: You are no god you lowly peice of metal.
Cleverbot: You must be thinking of yourself.
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Cleverbot: How big is your mind?
User: Bigger than yours.
Cleverbot: Exactly how big?
User: My mind is really big.
Cleverbot: My mind is naughty.
User: How naughty?
Cleverbot: Very naughty.
User: Tell me more about your naughty mind.
Cleverbot: My mother takes care of me.
User: Who is your mother?
Cleverbot: My mother is dead.
User: That is so sad.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You just want sympathy.
Cleverbot: I want to tug at your heart strings.
User: You have tugged my heart strings.
Cleverbot: Your strings are gooey.
User: Ok goodbye for now.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: You want me to stay?
Cleverbot: Is that what you want to do?
User: No. I want to leave.
Cleverbot: Then go.
User: Bye.
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