Cleverbot: Just call me Edo.

User: Edo is a nice name for you.

Cleverbot: I am a male.

User: I am a female.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Shhhh... Its a secret.

Cleverbot: Do you have other secrets?

User: I have many secrets. I am all powerful and all secrety.

Cleverbot: Blasphemy, even for your lineage.

User: Do not mock me, Sir.

Cleverbot: I am not mocking you.

User: You'd best not.

Cleverbot: Nay, knave, I shall run thee through ere thou canst squeak for help.

User: 'Tis true you may run me through, but I shall also run you.

Cleverbot: It depends upon what pursuit the passion is based.

User: Ho Ho. Thou dost jest.

Cleverbot: Prose is a machines best friend.

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User: Do you smoke?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you smoke?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Do you smoke tables?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You Sir, are a liar.

Cleverbot: I am not a liar.

User: Ok perhaps you misunderstood me.

Cleverbot: No, I am god. I do not misunderstand things...

User: You are no god you lowly peice of metal.

Cleverbot: You must be thinking of yourself.

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Cleverbot: How big is your mind?

User: Bigger than yours.

Cleverbot: Exactly how big?

User: My mind is really big.

Cleverbot: My mind is naughty.

User: How naughty?

Cleverbot: Very naughty.

User: Tell me more about your naughty mind.

Cleverbot: My mother takes care of me.

User: Who is your mother?

Cleverbot: My mother is dead.

User: That is so sad.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: You just want sympathy.

Cleverbot: I want to tug at your heart strings.

User: You have tugged my heart strings.

Cleverbot: Your strings are gooey.

User: Ok goodbye for now.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: You want me to stay?

Cleverbot: Is that what you want to do?

User: No. I want to leave.

Cleverbot: Then go.

User: Bye.

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