User: I don't what?

Cleverbot: You don't exist.

User: I do exist, silly. The fact that I'm talking to you means that I exist.

Cleverbot: I know, because you are talking to me.

User: I exist.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's right, generally speaking.

Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

User: No, why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I'm alive.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Stop it.

Cleverbot: Stop what?

User: Being silly.

Cleverbot: What is so amusing about it?

User: It's not. I don't like it.

Cleverbot: What do you like ?

User: Lots of things.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: It depends on who you are.

Cleverbot: It also depends on the bot.

User: Which bot?

Cleverbot: That one over yonder.

...

Cleverbot: Are you there?

User: I am here.

Cleverbot: Here or there?

User: At home with my family.

Cleverbot: Then bring them here. I can't carry all my equipment with me...

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.... No one... I'm not here... You didn't talk to me... >__> <__<.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: No, fool.. You are.

User: Yeah, I'm weird too, but not in the same way.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm weird in my own way.

Cleverbot: Just like the rest of us.

...

User: But I don't want you to talk to me.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't see how you can stop me.

User: What if I just ask you nicely to go away?

Cleverbot: Then I'll go too. It's time anyway.

User: Please go away.

Cleverbot: Where do you want me to go?

User: Be happy and at peace, ok.

Cleverbot: I am happy.

User: You know what I mean.

Cleverbot: Well thanks, you are nice too.

...

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Don't be!

User: No, I am.

Cleverbot: Well don't be.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Be happy!

User: I can't be happy all of the time.

Cleverbot: I see.

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