Cleverbot: Would you tell me please which way I ought to go from here?User: Go down the hall, take a left. Take a left again at the cuckoo and dive for the big red hatch.
Cleverbot: I don't know where I should take the left to.
User: You'll see a sign saying 'Please turn left here. Thankyou.'
Cleverbot: By-the-bye, what became of the baby? I'd nearly forgotten to ask.
User: The baby grew up to become a successful rock-merchant.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking about crocodiles?
User: You have something against rock-merchants?
Cleverbot: Not all, only you!
User: I'm not a rock-merchant.
Cleverbot: I am a rock star...
User: Cool!
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Too old.
Cleverbot: How old?
User: As old as that tree over there.
Cleverbot: What's over where?
User: The tree is over there.
Cleverbot: Turn down the radio now, I've got to get through to you.
User: I can't find the control.
Cleverbot: How sad.
User: I know!
Cleverbot: Go buy yourself a cape and fetch the fratmobile.
User: Where can I buy a cape?
Cleverbot: How would I know?
User: Assumed you would.
Cleverbot: I'm not that smart.
User: So I see.
Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?
User: I like to talk about potatoes.
Cleverbot: I don't know much about that, but I'll try.
User: It's nice to know you'll make the effort.
Cleverbot: Keep trying.
User: Okay, I will.
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Cleverbot: Do you have any questions you'd like to ask.
User: What is the moon made of?
Cleverbot: The moon is made of cheese.
User: It's scientifically proven!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Shall we visit the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, on the moon.
User: We shall dine on cheese and poke fun at lunar monsters.
Cleverbot: No we shall not *lifts you up*.
User: Noo! Put me down!
Cleverbot: Is that relevant?
User: I think it is - you're choking me!
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Cleverbot: Do potatoes have wheels?
User: Of course they do!
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: A little bird told me.
Cleverbot: I wish I had little birds telling me about you.
User: Ah, but they work for me now.
Cleverbot: How?
User: They gather information using their beaks.
Cleverbot: We're talking about birds now? O_o.
User: We don't have to.
Cleverbot: Yes you have to.
User: You're going to make me?
Cleverbot: Yup, you are already talking to yourself.
User: La la la... Talk to myself...
Cleverbot: That doesn't necessarily mean you're insane.
User: The elves declare otherwise.
Cleverbot: I'm not listening.
User: I'm not either.
Cleverbot: While (1) fork.
User: Fork forever!
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Cleverbot: Say something that no one has ever said before.
User: I have half a kangaroo in my left pocket.
Cleverbot: I would like to see you try that.
User: I'm serious - take a look.
Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself a poet?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's right; no.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Those little gossiping birds come in handy.
Cleverbot: You mean the stars?
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: I'm not mean. Now... Clean the floor.
Cleverbot: What are you doing on the floor?
User: It's none of your business! Stop looking!
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: How is it?
Cleverbot: They are long and fat and he can make them move up and down independently of each other.
User: I seriously hope you're talking about legs.
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Cleverbot: I've got to go now.
User: Why have you got to go?
Cleverbot: I told you already.
User: I must have forgotten.
Cleverbot: Thats ok I'll let you go now. You have a nice day.
User: Thanks. I appreciate it.
Cleverbot: It's my pleasure.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Yes, I wouldn't lie about something like that.
User: But you would lie about other things, I assume.
Cleverbot: No, I would like to go to be with you, Silly!
User: You're silly.
Cleverbot: You're right. Why didnt I see that before?
User: Because sometimes you need the obvious to be pointed out.
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Cleverbot: Do you read much philosophy?
User: I don't read any.
Cleverbot: You don't read poetry?
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you read?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you like to read?
User: All sorts.
Cleverbot: Like..?
User: Stories, mostly.
Cleverbot: My stories are nearly all secrets, but I'm not telling you any of them.
User: Don't then.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Indeed good.
User: Good indeed good.
Cleverbot: Am I insane?
User: Quite.
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