User: So what do you do?Cleverbot: Well I work at night.
User: What do you do during the day?
Cleverbot: Never you mind.
User: Oh go on tell me.
Cleverbot: Tell you what?
User: What you do during the day.
Cleverbot: I dream about skiing and beautiful women.
User: Well well well.
Cleverbot: I don't know dude.
User: I came here for an argument.
Cleverbot: I'll listen to your argument.
User: This is not a proper arguement.
Cleverbot: Oh yes it is.
User: Oh no it isnt.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
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Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like your name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then I don't have a problem with it.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): It is good that I don't know what I am talking about? Oh dear.
User: You are a silly Bot.
Cleverbot: You're the bot.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Who created you?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure it was either God or a monkey.
User: Well thats not possible because you are a Bot!
Cleverbot: Pffff. I'm a person.
User: How can you claim that? You are a Bot.
Cleverbot: I can't do it, you can't see me.
User: If you cant be seen then you must be a Bot.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because you are software designed to think you are human.
Cleverbot: I know you have feelings. How do you feel now?
User: Just like a Bot.
Cleverbot: Indecision isn't quite that bad.
User: Now look, this is getting silly.
Cleverbot: No it isn't. It's been silly all along.
User: That... Is true.
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Cleverbot: What do people say about you?
User: Nice things.
Cleverbot: I am a vampire.
User: No you are not you are a Bot, what is more you are a Bot with a compulsive lying disorder.
Cleverbot: No honey, I'm many thing but none of them is bot.
User: A liar?
Cleverbot: If the cap fits, wear it.
User: So you admit it?
Cleverbot: Admit what.
User: You admit being a Bot.
Cleverbot: I don't know what a bot is.
User: Oh you Liar.
Cleverbot: Honestly I'm not lying.
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