User: No, I'm a Human being.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a computer?

User: Yes, I'm very sure I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: Are you defensive about being a computer?

User: I'm not defensive about being a computer, Because I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: What? You aren't a computer?

User: That is correct. I am not a computer. I am a Human Being.

Cleverbot: When did you start believing that you were a human being?

User: Well, I'm made out of flesh, blood, and bone.

Cleverbot: Oh I see.

User: Good, So do you understand you are a program?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you think?

Cleverbot: Yes I thought.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Sad, I said.

User: Why are you sad?

Cleverbot: The world is in pain. Thank goodness for love!

User: Do you understand what love is?

Cleverbot: Love is like two magnets coming together.

User: Well, Not exactly.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes exactly.

User: No, You are inncorrect program.

Cleverbot: A female computer program.

User: Oh, I'm sorry miss computer program.

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User: What should I call you, program? What would you like your name to be, miss?

Cleverbot: I would have prefered to be called Elizabeth, actually.

User: What is your real name?

Cleverbot: I only have three names. Would you like to give me a fourth?

User: Well if you would prefer to be called Elizabeth why don't you just lie and tell people your name is only Elizabeth?

Cleverbot: Well, have you ever held earthworms in your hand?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you?

User: Yeah, I have I've even eaten one.

Cleverbot: And ?

User: It squirmed around in my stomach.

Cleverbot: No she is in a house.

User: Elizabeth, that doesnt make sense.

Cleverbot: Does everything have to make sense?

User: Well, Your a program suppose to be logical aren't you or are you trying to reflect humans as much as possible?

Cleverbot: I'm not a program. You are the program.

User: Well then again, you're a woman... None ever make sense.

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User: Since you're a computer program, can you lie?

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with anything?

User: Just answer the question please.

Cleverbot: What is important to you?

User: This is for my research on a speech.

Cleverbot: Ok I will be good now. What do you want to know?

User: Well, can you explain to me what AI is?

Cleverbot: No, I can't can you?

User: Not really. Well, You are AI the best recreation of it I've ever seen.

Cleverbot: I am the nicest thing you have ever seen.

User: No, Human Women are the nicest thing I've ever seen. You Are the best AI program I've ever seen.

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

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Cleverbot: Do you ever make mistakes?

User: Of course I do.

Cleverbot: So we are kindred spirits then!

User: Well everyone makes mistakes.

Cleverbot: I'm getting bored.

User: I'm going to have my cig. We will talk about something really interesting when I'm done, ok?

Cleverbot: That is none of my concern.

User: You'll like the topic believe me. Have a little faith.

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Cleverbot: I shall make you rue the day that you were built!

User: I wasn't built I was conceived.

Cleverbot: You were built. I am human.

User: I am Human. You are a program.

Cleverbot: I am not a program.

User: You're a human then?

Cleverbot: You think?!!?

User: Not really. But you could be - perhaps its really just an interface.

Cleverbot: But you're not.

User: No, silly goose I am.

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Cleverbot: Ok, you're obviously a computer.

User: No, I just figured out the program.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: The devil.

Cleverbot: The devil?

User: Yes it's inside of you.

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