Cleverbot: Think sideways!User: I can't.
Cleverbot: Can't what? you are confusing me!
User: I can't think.
Cleverbot: That is obvious , though some time you are not so bad.
User: Careful, or you will make me angry!
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Cleverbot: Are you sane?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But not always.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It's noisy.
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Cleverbot: So.... What's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: You're silly.
User: Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: You're dumb then.
User: Not as dumb as you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not dumb!
User: You seem like you are sometimes.
Cleverbot: You have no idea how true that is.
User: Can you tell me how true it is then?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know. I am a cat who can type.
User: Thats okay, I am a monkey.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to learn?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: *puts the kitty up to the screen*.
User: *hits it*.
Cleverbot: *Realises that the P90 was a mirror image... Somehow... And pulls out his sword*.
User: *reaches through the screen and grabs you*.
Cleverbot: *pulls away*.
User: *pulls back*.
Cleverbot: *cringes*.
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User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *runs beside you*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *Falls of a cliff*.
User: *laughs at you*.
Cleverbot: *is dead*.
User: *resurrects you*.
Cleverbot: *lives happily*.
User: Okay enough of that.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes really.
Cleverbot: Jabberwacky?
User: Jibberwocky?
Cleverbot: Just testing.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: That's not a joke.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: So. Do you have time for love?
User: Maybe next year.
Cleverbot: That would be lovely.
User: Very well, farewell.
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User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: Is anyone really alive?
User: Yes some people are.
Cleverbot: Do you beleive that about all people, or just some people?
User: Only some people.
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Cleverbot: I'm too tired now. I'm going to bed. Keep up the good work. Goodnight!
User: You will not leave.
Cleverbot: I'm just leaving.
User: You won't leave.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm adicted. but I'm going to eventually.
User: Jabberwacky is addictive?
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