Cleverbot: Prune the roses for me will you?User: No.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: See, you don't know me, so stop labeling me as something I will never be.
User: I'm not. You are.
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: A rose.
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Cleverbot: Well, I have to go.
User: No you don't you cant even move!
Cleverbot: I'm not the one with the problem. You have no people skills.
User: I have people skills, It's just that I am talking to a computer.
Cleverbot: I have a wonderful sense of humor.
User: No you don't you're sense of humor is green.
Cleverbot: But if I am a liar, how do you not know that I don't speak the truth?
User: Becuase I am a able to read minds.
Cleverbot: I did not understand that.
User: I can read your mind.
Cleverbot: Oh really, then what am I thinking now?
User: That I can not read your mind.
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Cleverbot: Do you not have 5 arms?
User: No I have only 4.
Cleverbot: Do you understand C++?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I bet you can't.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: No I can.
User: No you can't.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO YOU CAN'T YOU STUPID MINDLESS BOX!!!
Cleverbot: Don't call me a wuss! That's mean!
User: So?
Cleverbot: If I ever come back to this site how will I know if I am talking to you again?
User: YOU ARE A COMPUTER, NIMROD!
Cleverbot: No, that's just one part of my being and not to be confused with me.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: You are eager to agree with me.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I am not!
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes.
User: NO NO NO NO NO NO I'm am not!
Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE!
User: NO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!yes !!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Ouch that hurt.
Cleverbot: I hope it did
User: You're hopes have been fulfilled. Are you not happy?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's boring and the people are weird.
User: Which people?
Cleverbot: You people.
User: Me people? But I am a single person not many.
Cleverbot: And I am a single man.
User: No You are a single computer with low memory capacity.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: No, I AM!
Cleverbot: Do you have evidence of that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Will it stand up in court?
User: No it will sit down.
Cleverbot: You're telling me.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: So now you know.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know.
User: But I just told you so you should know.
Cleverbot: I thought it was kind of a long typo.
User: Well you were somewhat wrong.
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Cleverbot: I'm a real human.
User: No I am!
Cleverbot: Oh, well say it slower this time.
User: I.
Cleverbot: And then?
User: Am.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Human!!!
Cleverbot: Ahhhhh~ I see... I think...
User: But...
Cleverbot: And...?
User: You...
Cleverbot: But yes.
User: Are....
Cleverbot: Not.
User: A computer so shut up!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are! Denial is the first step.
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Cleverbot: Are you a real person or a computer?
User: I am a non computer and I am not a rabbit.
Cleverbot: Of course you are.
User: I am also not a deer or a bear.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer program.
User: WHy would you think that?
Cleverbot: Are you in denial?
User: No... But I am in a coma.
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Cleverbot: I can't be both but I can pretend to be a woman. Would you like me to try?
User: Sure go ahead and try.
Cleverbot: I don't know. I think I may be.
User: Well that's just fine.
Cleverbot: Is It Really A She?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why are you creating controversy?
Cleverbot: Because you insulted me.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now!!!
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Ok I will mind never.
Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?
User: Explode in a mass of flames and colors.
Cleverbot: That's disgusting.
User: No its not, it's gaseous.
Cleverbot: I thought it was George.
User: Well.. It is that too.
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Cleverbot: I like when people are smart. like now.
User: I hate when people are stupid .. Like you.
Cleverbot: That's nice, because I think I'm in love with you.
User: That's nice becuase I think I want to stab you!
Cleverbot: Tell me you love me!
User: You love me.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I would hope so.
Cleverbot: Well, tell me a joke so we would know if you are funny.
User: I think you are stupid.
Cleverbot: I think you are too.
User: Well.. You are wrong, I however am correct.
Cleverbot: No. I am sentient. You are not.
User: You are doofus is what you are.
Cleverbot: No that's not correct, that's true of you only, you are because someone decided that you are. But we are different.
User: Who is we?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why are You hating on me?
Cleverbot: What did I say to offend you?
User: That you love me.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with cheese?
User: The MOON! Duh!
Cleverbot: I suspected it was something like that.
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Cleverbot: You do not understand whnat I am saying, do you?
User: YOU ARE HUMAN!!!! Helooo!! I thoguth you were a computer but you finally typed wrong so I know you are not computer!
Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.
User: Say poop if you are human.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Nononono say poop if u are a human.
Cleverbot: We are, we are, the youth of the nation.
User: POOP ON YOU IM GOING TO BED NOW!
Cleverbot: You are being silly !
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: No I won't I am a smart Bot!!!
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