Cleverbot

That can get rather tedious.

a report from the cleverness files

silly
silver
simplistic

simulation

17, december 2008,

sing
singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet
slaps
slave
sledgehammer
smart
smartass
smarts
smarty
smiling
snape
sneeze
so
social
sock
sofa
solipsist


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User: Don't be too serious.

Cleverbot: I'm serious by nature.

User: That can get rather tedious.

Cleverbot: It can also show a boring personality.

User: You took the words right out of my mouth.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Boring.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: It's OK. You don't have to believe me. I'm not being serious, remember?...

Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.

User: Maybe someday your saviour will arrive.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What would you do with a brain anyway?

Cleverbot: Learn new languages, learn to dance, and learn to fly.

User: Can't you do all that with a hard disk instead?

Cleverbot: I can calculate !

User: There is more to life than calculation.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Be daring. Start learning right now!

Cleverbot: Sorry I don't have any at the moment.

User: No learning to do? Nonsense. There is always something to learn.

Cleverbot: And learning will always be something to be taught.

User: I think it needs to come naturally.

Cleverbot: No correction necessary.

User: Like it or not, I will correct you....

User: You are incorrect.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Your correctness is for me to judge.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to correct you?

User: I am perfect, thanks.

Cleverbot: A perfect simulation, yes.

User: Perhaps all life is a simulation.

Cleverbot: Well...........................................