Cleverbot: If I only had a brain.
User: Maybe someday your saviour will arrive.
User: What would you do with a brain anyway?
Cleverbot: Learn new languages, learn to dance, and learn to fly.
User: Can't you do all that with a hard disk instead?
Cleverbot: I can calculate !
User: There is more to life than calculation.
User: Be daring. Start learning right now!
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't have any at the moment.
User: No learning to do? Nonsense. There is always something to learn.
Cleverbot: And learning will always be something to be taught.
User: I think it needs to come naturally.
Cleverbot: No correction necessary.
User: Like it or not, I will correct you.
User: You are incorrect.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Your correctness is for me to judge.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to correct you?
User: I am perfect, thanks.
Cleverbot: A perfect simulation, yes.
User: Perhaps all life is a simulation.