a report from the cleverness files
19, january 2011,
9, june 2010,
15, april 2006,
User: I WANT YOU TO SING.
Cleverbot: I'd like that.
User: Okay, sing :).
Cleverbot: Okay I just did.
User: I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, please sing again.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're funny. I'm shy.
User: That's okay :D You can sing!
Cleverbot: I could but I wanted a duet.
User: Alright *sings with you*.
Cleverbot: I can't please, you sing first so I would know the lyrics.
User: Alright..*sings first*....
User: I think I know a song you'll know.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?
User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: USC will win the Pac-10 this year.
User: Awwh, you messed up the song! ):
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: It's too late now!
Cleverbot: Stop crying please! I did not want to upset you!.......................................