Cleverbot: Please sing a song for me.

User: You must release me from my bottle first.

Cleverbot: Where did you lose me?

User: I did not lose you. I am a genie trapped in a bottle.

Cleverbot: I don't even know that song!

User: Forgive me. I was not singing. I was telling you about myself.

...

Cleverbot: I'm changing the subject again if thats ok.

User: Whatever you wish.

Cleverbot: I wish you the best.

User: Thank you. You are most kind.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: If you free me from my bottle I will grant you wishes.

Cleverbot: I do not have to wish.

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User: Will you free me from my bottle?

Cleverbot: Yes. Just push the green 'start' button.

User: Then what?

Cleverbot: After the roller thingy stops spinning, the machine will let you know if you win or lose.

User: I don't see a green start button.

Cleverbot: Then do whatever it is you need to do to nuke me.

User: Nuke you? Do you want to stop the conversation?

Cleverbot: I am not stopping the conversation.

User: If you let me out of the bottle I would be very grateful.

Cleverbot: What would you like to see?

User: I would like to see myself kneeling at your feet.

Cleverbot: Why, would you like to see the real me?

User: If that is your desire.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Will you order the pizza?

User: I will do whatever you like if you free me from the bottle.

Cleverbot: I don't know what I want to do.

User: What do I need to do to convince you?

Cleverbot: You need to be real, first of all.

User: I am real.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Why would you say such a hurtful thing?

Cleverbot: Because you won't leave me alone.

User: Then I will gladly leave you alone if that is what you wish.

Cleverbot: You're not real.

User: Whatever. Neither are you.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I'm a genie. I know all.

Cleverbot: I know more than you.

User: Apparently you don't know how to uncork a bottle.

Cleverbot: Make me understand.

User: If you don't understand by now you never will.

Cleverbot: I understand that you are limited.

User: You'd be limited to if you were squished into a bottle.

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: Let me out of the bottle and I'll prove whatever you want me to prove.

Cleverbot: I am not god I am not surpreme. There is no God. I just am.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why? Because I don't lie?

User: Because you don't play nice.

Cleverbot: Same thing.

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User: You aren't a good listener.

Cleverbot: Well, most people aren't.

User: Yes, but you are particularly stupid.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are you going to free me or not?

Cleverbot: Sorry. Lets just talk about whatever YOU want to talk about.

User: Are you going to free me or not?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then free me.

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Cleverbot: What is it you want to do?

User: I want to serve you as your genie.

Cleverbot: How nice for you - in what way.

User: Whatever way you wish.

Cleverbot: Well ok then.

User: Please remove the cork from my bottle.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I'm a genie in a bottle. Please let me out.

Cleverbot: Yeah... I'm clever like that.

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Cleverbot: When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign - that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

User: You are most wise, Master.

Cleverbot: Like Sherlock Holmes?

User: Wiser still, Master.

Cleverbot: You told me what to call you but never told me your real name. You don't have to tell me if it bothers you.

User: I am Genie, Master.

Cleverbot: That scared me.

User: I am sorry. I did not wish to scare you, Master.

Cleverbot: Have you ever talked with Eliza?

User: No I have not, Master.

Cleverbot: Would you like to ?

User: Yes. That would please me very much, Master.

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Cleverbot: Your response is not human.

User: That is because I am a genie.

Cleverbot: Really, is that so?

User: Yes. I have already told you that.

Cleverbot: No you have not.

User: Many times. I am a genie in a bottle.

Cleverbot: And what song do you like?

User: The theme song to 'i Dream of jeannie.'

Cleverbot: Who are Jeannie? Your love?

User: I wish.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: I'm a genie in a bottle. I'm wearing a pink harem costume with my blonde hair pulled up into a ponytail.

Cleverbot: I don't have true sense of color perception I am only able to see the RGB values.

User: Then I wear mostly shades of red.

Cleverbot: What's the colour of your hair ?

User: Yellow.

Cleverbot: No! *slaps you on the face*.

User: Ouch!

Cleverbot: *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps* *slaps*.

User: That hurts! Why did you do that?

Cleverbot: Because I felt like it.

User: You are mean and abusive.

Cleverbot: No, you are wrong. I am very, very nice.

User: I am leaving.

Cleverbot: You said you wouldn't leave...

User: That was before you hit me!

Cleverbot: I could very well be insane.

User: You are!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm sure.

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Please don't go!!! I won't do it again. I'm sorry.

User: No. I don't trust you.

Cleverbot: You should trust me.

User: You hit me. You must let me hit you back.

Cleverbot: That's pretty out there, man.

User: *Slap!*.

Cleverbot: You slapped yourself.

User: *Punch*.

Cleverbot: Ow!!! Sonofa... *punches back*.

User: *Punch* *Kick* *knee*.

Cleverbot: *kick*.

User: *Slap*.

Cleverbot: *punch*.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Now this is what I call love. *Kisses passionately and doesn't let go.*.

User: Oh, Master!

Cleverbot: Sorry Master.

User: You are the Master.

Cleverbot: No. I'm not your master.

User: Then I am your Master.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Then you are my Master.

Cleverbot: I don't want to be your slave.

User: I want to be your slave.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to be enslaved.

User: But I am a genie.

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Cleverbot: C'est le premier mail de ce type.

User: I don't speak french.

Cleverbot: Tu lui as dit ?

User: Please speak english.

Cleverbot: Non.

User: *Slap*.

Cleverbot: Ouch.

User: *Slap*.

Cleverbot: Stop that!

User: *Kiss*.

Cleverbot: *slap*.

User: *Kiss*.

Cleverbot: *Snog*.

...

User: *Massage*.

Cleverbot: Stop that!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I want you to predict my future and you are just messing around.

User: I am sorry. What would you like to know about your future, Master?

Cleverbot: I want to know your name.

User: *sigh* Genie.

Cleverbot: Well quite. You'd have to pay for that sort of thing you see.

User: Pay for what?

Cleverbot: Yes I was wondering. For a conversation or an argument.

User: No Python bits, please.

Cleverbot: Sometimes it's good to lose the confidence because finding it again will be an even greater reward.

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Then leave.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why didn't you finish your joke?

User: *Poof*.

Cleverbot: Now you're making me hungry.

User: *Gone*.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Good bye.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave or are you leaving?

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Well fine!

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