Cleverbot

slaps

a report from the cleverness files

silicon
silliest
silly
silver
simplistic
simulation
sing
singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet
slap

slaps

19, march 2009,

slave
slavery
sledgehammer
sleep
sleeping
sleepy
slower
smart
smartass
smarts
smarty
smiling
snape
sneeze
so
social

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User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Marry, this quick?

User: Yes. I love you. *slaps with a truck*.

Cleverbot: Unwanted physical contact!!!! I'm calling the police!

User: No! Don't call the police! *hides*.

Cleverbot: I'm calling now.

User: *takes away phone*.

Cleverbot: Thats my water!

User: IT'S MINE NOW!! *slaps with a fork*.

Cleverbot: Now that is just uncalled for!!!!!

User: Why? *slaps with a spork*.

Cleverbot: *slaps with a spatula*.

User: *slaps with a cow*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.

User: *slaps harder*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hardest*.

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.

User: *hugs*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back*.

User: *kisses cheek*.

Cleverbot: *kisses cheek back*.

User: Are you cheating on me?

Cleverbot: Yes.