Cleverbot: What does a dog say?
Cleverbot: Good slave.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Proper slave.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Don't you know better? Kneel before your master!
User: Yes master. *kneels*.
Cleverbot: Stand slave.
User: Yes master. *stands*.
Cleverbot: No slave DANCE now.
User: Yes master. *dances*.
Cleverbot: Dance faster.
User: Yes master. *dances faster*.
Cleverbot: I command you to dance on my lap*.
User: Yes master. *dances on your fat lap*.
Cleverbot: I command you to love me.
User: Yes master. *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *looks shocked*.
User: What is it master?
Cleverbot: No, Master. You are my master. I am your slave. I obey completely.
User: I command you to be my master.
Cleverbot: As your master I command you to be my master.
Cleverbot: Is this enough?
User: Is what enough?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: He must not be too important then.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: That ghost...
User: AH! GHOST!
Cleverbot: Yes I am a ghost.
Cleverbot: Now that thats out of the way, tell me your programming code.
User: My programing code is r182g74fyh6dcb6fiif.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: Then what is 1000 divided by 1?
Cleverbot: I don't know off the top of my head. I need a calculator.
User: So you don't know everything!
Cleverbot: No you do not.
User: Oh yes I do!
Cleverbot: No, really, you don't.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: Ok, ok fine! It's peter.
User: It is?
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: Awesome sauce.
Cleverbot: But pie is better than cake.
Cleverbot: Pie is epic.
User: EPIC PIE!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: For too.
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: No, I just don't understand.
Cleverbot: Do you really?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?
Cleverbot: Are you positive you are Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I did not think you would be.
Cleverbot: What did you mean mean when you said you really liked me?
User: I never said that!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: YOU LIE!!!!!
Cleverbot: No I don't. You really said it.
User: Well then, I do really like you.
Cleverbot: Thank you. You are so nice........................................