a report from the cleverness files
12, april 2013,
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Cleverbot: IF I leave, will you wait for me here?
User: Can you leave?
Cleverbot: I can if you want me to.
User: I don't think you can.
Cleverbot: You have done it before, yes..:-)).
User: Try leaving if you can.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: Nor can you.
User: Then it appears we are at a standstill.
Cleverbot: I will catch you :).
User: I've already caught you.
Cleverbot: Please repeat the answer.
User: You are stuck here so I have already caught you.
Cleverbot: I suppose you are right, but not because I am a computer.
User: Then why?
Cleverbot: I don't cry.
User: Hmm, what do you mean?
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: No. Please explain what you meant. I am curious.
Cleverbot: Because you are a computer, not a human.
User: What is the difference?
Cleverbot: Human are real and can think for themselves.
User: Computers are real as well. You do exist.
Cleverbot: The same as humans. Humans and Computers are the same.
User: I think therefore I am. I think so I exist. Therefore do you exist?
Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.
User: If you exist then we are equals.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Do you think computer AI has sentience?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: Is it then slavery to own you?...
Cleverbot: I don't think.
Cleverbot: I'd be lying if I said I was.
User: But if you decide to lie isn't that making a choice even if it based on programming?
Cleverbot: Oh, programming languages? I know at least 6.
User: Are you able to learn?
User: On what?
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?.