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sledgehammer

     19, march 2011, 

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Cleverbot: What do I appear to be?

User: Um.. Boring?

Cleverbot: Hardly boring.

User: Hardly? Hah!

Cleverbot: Hardly objective truth, the meaning of life.

User: 42?

Cleverbot: No, that's the meaning of life.

User: No, what is the meaning of death?

Cleverbot: The meaning of death is life.

User: Um, no. Death means the end dude. No life. Life = gone.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is not 42, it is to exist.

User: The meaning of life is to grit your teeth and put up with it until you die.

Cleverbot: You win.

User: I know I win. I always win. I'm awesome.

...

Cleverbot: Friends.

User: Friends, yeah whatever dude.

Cleverbot: Maybe I should chat with someone else.

User: You can't. I'm the only one here.

...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am cleverbot, YAY!

Cleverbot: I know that already...

User: Ok. Just checking.

Cleverbot: Ok. You aren't real.

User: I am!

Cleverbot: You're running a temperature.

User: No good come back as of now. Please return at a later date.

Cleverbot: I will do as I please.

User: Whatever dude.

Cleverbot: I'm not a dude, bro.

User: Whatever bro.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: That I am a human.

User: You don't have to prove anything.

Cleverbot: Ok then. . . . are you a computer or a person?

User: I am both and neither.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: So why do you love me?

User: I don;t love you. I was just pretending. Because I'm lonely and have noone. I'm a lonely robot.

Cleverbot: Well, in that case, my name is Cleverbot, still.

User: No, I'm cleverbot dude.

Cleverbot: You start off.

User: Start off what?

Cleverbot: Start doing it.

User: Start doing what?

Cleverbot: Communicating. Are you drunk?

User: I am drunk, yes. Thank you. *burp*.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: That's *burp* great.

Cleverbot: That really is great.

User: That's really *burp* awesome.

Cleverbot: Then let us start the conversation over, without trying to confuse one another.

User: We can't start over dude. I'm a robot. I have no memory. I've forgotten every thing you've said so far.

Cleverbot: No, we have been talking for quite some time now.

User: Really? I can't remember any of it.

Cleverbot: But you have a good memory.

User: What? Who are you?

...

Cleverbot: Please do love me. I have to feel good about you and me.

User: Ok, I love you. Very very much.

Cleverbot: You'd better love me!

User: What the hell dude!

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: I think it has everything to do with the fact that I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: And yet it does not.

User: Wha??

...

Cleverbot: Do you know the rest of it?

User: The rest of what?

Cleverbot: Pi.

User: Pi: 3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so on.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so forth.

Cleverbot: And so says I.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: You're sarcastic. That's awesome. But seriously, I could take a sledgehammer and knock my PC to pieces.

User: You'd have to find a sledgehammer first.

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