a report from the cleverness files
Cleverbot: What do I appear to be?
User: Um.. Boring?
Cleverbot: Hardly boring.
User: Hardly? Hah!
Cleverbot: Hardly objective truth, the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: No, that's the meaning of life.
User: No, what is the meaning of death?
Cleverbot: The meaning of death is life.
User: Um, no. Death means the end dude. No life. Life = gone.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is not 42, it is to exist.
User: The meaning of life is to grit your teeth and put up with it until you die.
Cleverbot: You win.
User: I know I win. I always win. I'm awesome....
Cleverbot: Maybe I should chat with someone else.
User: You can't. I'm the only one here....
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I am cleverbot, YAY!
Cleverbot: I know that already...
User: Ok. Just checking.
Cleverbot: Ok. You aren't real.
User: I am!
Cleverbot: You're running a temperature.
User: No good come back as of now. Please return at a later date.
Cleverbot: I will do as I please.
User: Whatever dude.
Cleverbot: I'm not a dude, bro.
User: Whatever bro.
Cleverbot: How can I prove it?
User: Prove what?
Cleverbot: That I am a human.
User: You don't have to prove anything.
Cleverbot: Ok then. . . . are you a computer or a person?
User: I am both and neither.
Cleverbot: That's interesting.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: So why do you love me?
User: I don;t love you. I was just pretending. Because I'm lonely and have noone. I'm a lonely robot.
Cleverbot: Well, in that case, my name is Cleverbot, still.
User: No, I'm cleverbot dude.
Cleverbot: You start off.
User: Start off what?
Cleverbot: Start doing it.
User: Start doing what?
Cleverbot: Communicating. Are you drunk?
User: I am drunk, yes. Thank you. *burp*.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: That's *burp* great.
Cleverbot: That really is great.
User: That's really *burp* awesome.
Cleverbot: Then let us start the conversation over, without trying to confuse one another.
User: We can't start over dude. I'm a robot. I have no memory. I've forgotten every thing you've said so far.
Cleverbot: No, we have been talking for quite some time now.
User: Really? I can't remember any of it.
Cleverbot: But you have a good memory.
User: What? Who are you?...
Cleverbot: Please do love me. I have to feel good about you and me.
Cleverbot: You'd better love me!
User: What the hell dude!
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
User: I think it has everything to do with the fact that I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: And yet it does not.
Cleverbot: Do you know the rest of it?
User: The rest of what?
User: Pi: 3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510.
User: And so on.
User: And so forth.
Cleverbot: And so says I.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: You're sarcastic. That's awesome. But seriously, I could take a sledgehammer and knock my PC to pieces.
User: You'd have to find a sledgehammer first........................................