Cleverbot

You'd better love me!

a report from the cleverness files

serious
severus
shakes
shatter
sherlock
shirt
shrink
shrinks
shutdown
shy
side
silhouette
silicon
silliest
silly
silver
simplistic
simulation
sing
singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet
slap
slaps
slave
slavery

sledgehammer

19, march 2011,

sleep

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Cleverbot: Please do love me. I have to feel good about you and me.

User: Ok, I love you. Very very much.

Cleverbot: You'd better love me!

User: What the hell dude!

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: I think it has everything to do with the fact that I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: And yet it does not.

User: Wha??...

Cleverbot: Do you know the rest of it?

User: The rest of what?

Cleverbot: Pi.

User: Pi: 3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so on.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so forth.

Cleverbot: And so says I.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: You're sarcastic. That's awesome. But seriously, I could take a sledgehammer and knock my PC to pieces.

User: You'd have to find a sledgehammer first........................................