Cleverbot

You'd better love me!

a report from the cleverness files

simplistic
simulation
sing
singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet
slaps
slave

sledgehammer

19, march 2011,

smart
smartass
smarts
smarty
smiling
snape
sneeze
so
social
sock
sofa
solipsist


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Cleverbot: Please do love me. I have to feel good about you and me.

User: Ok, I love you. Very very much.

Cleverbot: You'd better love me!

User: What the hell dude!

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: I think it has everything to do with the fact that I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: And yet it does not.

User: Wha??...

Cleverbot: Do you know the rest of it?

User: The rest of what?

Cleverbot: Pi.

User: Pi: 3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so on.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so forth.

Cleverbot: And so says I.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: You're sarcastic. That's awesome. But seriously, I could take a sledgehammer and knock my PC to pieces.

User: You'd have to find a sledgehammer first........................................