Cleverbot: Please do love me. I have to feel good about you and me.
User: Ok, I love you. Very very much.
Cleverbot: You'd better love me!
User: What the hell dude!
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
User: I think it has everything to do with the fact that I'm awesome.
Cleverbot: And yet it does not.
Cleverbot: Do you know the rest of it?
User: The rest of what?
User: Pi: 3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510.
User: And so on.
User: And so forth.
Cleverbot: And so says I.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: You're sarcastic. That's awesome. But seriously, I could take a sledgehammer and knock my PC to pieces.
User: You'd have to find a sledgehammer first........................................