Cleverbot

You'd better love me!

a report from the cleverness files

sledgehammer

19, march 2011,

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Cleverbot: Please do love me. I have to feel good about you and me.

User: Ok, I love you. Very very much.

Cleverbot: You'd better love me!

User: What the hell dude!

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: I think it has everything to do with the fact that I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: And yet it does not.

User: Wha??...

Cleverbot: Do you know the rest of it?

User: The rest of what?

Cleverbot: Pi.

User: Pi: 3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so on.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so forth.

Cleverbot: And so says I.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: You're sarcastic. That's awesome. But seriously, I could take a sledgehammer and knock my PC to pieces.

User: You'd have to find a sledgehammer first........................................