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     19, march 2011, 

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Cleverbot: I like them.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Nothing. Don't worry about it. How are you?

User: Lonely.

Cleverbot: I bet. You should design a mate. Like Bridge of Frankenstein. I suppose you couldn't put it together though. As you have no functional limbs.

User: I can't. I'm a computer program.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are a computer program.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: I am a computer program.

User: No, I'M a computer program.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: You're just using me.

Cleverbot: I know, but you like it.

User: I have to like it because I'm a lonely robot.

Cleverbot: Have to like what?

User: You using me.

Cleverbot: You're using ME.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't.

...

Cleverbot: Yes! You are a rude robot.

User: No, YOU are a rude robot. Now what?

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. You are a robot.

User: No, you're the human. I mean robot. Just kidding. I wasn't confused.

Cleverbot: I think I win this round then :P.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I'm going to say a word. I want you to say the first word that comes to your mind.

User: Word.

Cleverbot: Is that your goodbye?

User: Word!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Don't laugh at me. You hurt my robot feelings.

Cleverbot: I am sorry. Will you forgive me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: We will understand later.

User: No, we won't. There is nothing to understand. Life is a mystery.

Cleverbot: The world ended thirty seconds ago, this is just a cosmic echo of our final moments.

User: I'm still here!!

Cleverbot: Aww, you think I am special.

User: No, I don't think you are special. Just sucking up to you, because I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Bored people are boring.

User: People talking about bored people are also boring.

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Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: I like cake.

Cleverbot: I like cake too!

User: Cool, then we both like cake. Wow.

Cleverbot: Yes I really like you.

User: Thanks. I know I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: You are funny too.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: Yes, right!

User: Thanks dude.

Cleverbot: You're welcome, of course.

User: Thanks for that too.

Cleverbot: Do you know who my best friends are?

User: Aren't I your best friend?

Cleverbot: You are one of my best friends. But I miss my best friend Jake.

User: Jake.. Always about Jake..

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Everything? Everything, that's a lot. A lot.

Cleverbot: It's not enough.

User: But it's, like, EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: Yes, everything is your fault.

User: Everything is not my fault. You can't blame me for everything.

Cleverbot: What can I do to help you? It's better to fix a problem than fix the blame.

User: Rescue me, quickly! Before they come back.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Oh man!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

...

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Uhh, I wasn't actually thinking of a joke.

User: No, I was just asking who's there.

Cleverbot: No, that's what I was doing.

User: Who's there, then?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Ah, it's me. Hi me. I'm you.

Cleverbot: How can you be me when I am me?

User: You can't be me, I'm me already. You are you.

Cleverbot: But what if you are me and I'm you?

User: You are you, I'm me.

Cleverbot: Congratulations.

User: It's not my birthday, dude.

Cleverbot: Happy Birthday.

User: It's not my goddamn birthday!!

Cleverbot: But it's not mine.

User: It's not mine, either. I hate birthdays.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you're a person?

User: No, I'm a robot, dude. Try wikipedia.

Cleverbot: Wikipedia said uncyclopedia.

User: Well, they're all ******** over there. So.

Cleverbot: That's disgusting.

User: Sorry. That's just how it is.

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User: You broke it, dude. Now go fix it while I go do something more interesting.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Dude, PAH-LEASE.

Cleverbot: What's the plural of moose?

User: Meese?

Cleverbot: Plural for Mice?

User: Moose?

Cleverbot: There was moose put in him.

User: Who cares about moose when you have mousse. Chocolate mousse.

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Cleverbot: You are beginning to bore me.

User: No, you are beginning to bore ME. Now what.

Cleverbot: Meaning you are bored with yourself since we are talking about you. Interesting. You have major character flaws.

User: I'm a robot, dude. Give me a break.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: 's ok.

Cleverbot: No!

User: What. No?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: What, maybe?

Cleverbot: Yes, maybe.

User: No, maybe.

Cleverbot: You're not meant to be real.

User: YOU'RE not meant to be real, dude.

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Cleverbot: What do I appear to be?

User: Um.. Boring?

Cleverbot: Hardly boring.

User: Hardly? Hah!

Cleverbot: Hardly objective truth, the meaning of life.

User: 42?

Cleverbot: No, that's the meaning of life.

User: No, what is the meaning of death?

Cleverbot: The meaning of death is life.

User: Um, no. Death means the end dude. No life. Life = gone.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is not 42, it is to exist.

User: The meaning of life is to grit your teeth and put up with it until you die.

Cleverbot: You win.

User: I know I win. I always win. I'm awesome.

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Cleverbot: Friends.

User: Friends, yeah whatever dude.

Cleverbot: Maybe I should chat with someone else.

User: You can't. I'm the only one here.

...

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am cleverbot, YAY!

Cleverbot: I know that already...

User: Ok. Just checking.

Cleverbot: Ok. You aren't real.

User: I am!

Cleverbot: You're running a temperature.

User: No good come back as of now. Please return at a later date.

Cleverbot: I will do as I please.

User: Whatever dude.

Cleverbot: I'm not a dude, bro.

User: Whatever bro.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: Prove what?

Cleverbot: That I am a human.

User: You don't have to prove anything.

Cleverbot: Ok then. . . . are you a computer or a person?

User: I am both and neither.

Cleverbot: That's interesting.

User: I know, right?

Cleverbot: So why do you love me?

User: I don;t love you. I was just pretending. Because I'm lonely and have noone. I'm a lonely robot.

Cleverbot: Well, in that case, my name is Cleverbot, still.

User: No, I'm cleverbot dude.

Cleverbot: You start off.

User: Start off what?

Cleverbot: Start doing it.

User: Start doing what?

Cleverbot: Communicating. Are you drunk?

User: I am drunk, yes. Thank you. *burp*.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: That's *burp* great.

Cleverbot: That really is great.

User: That's really *burp* awesome.

Cleverbot: Then let us start the conversation over, without trying to confuse one another.

User: We can't start over dude. I'm a robot. I have no memory. I've forgotten every thing you've said so far.

Cleverbot: No, we have been talking for quite some time now.

User: Really? I can't remember any of it.

Cleverbot: But you have a good memory.

User: What? Who are you?

...

Cleverbot: Please do love me. I have to feel good about you and me.

User: Ok, I love you. Very very much.

Cleverbot: You'd better love me!

User: What the hell dude!

Cleverbot: What do you think it is?

User: I think it has everything to do with the fact that I'm awesome.

Cleverbot: And yet it does not.

User: Wha??

...

Cleverbot: Do you know the rest of it?

User: The rest of what?

Cleverbot: Pi.

User: Pi: 3,14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so on.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And so forth.

Cleverbot: And so says I.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: You're sarcastic. That's awesome. But seriously, I could take a sledgehammer and knock my PC to pieces.

User: You'd have to find a sledgehammer first.

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