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Cleverbot: You see what?

User: Trees.

Cleverbot: Trees are great. They like, green and have leaves and such.

User: Trees keep us humans alive.

Cleverbot: What kind of trees?

User: Maple trees, oak trees, and palm trees.

Cleverbot: No, parties, like you JUST SAID.

User: Trees don't like parties.

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: What gas do trees make?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Trees make oxygen.

Cleverbot: No trees are GREEN.

User: And they make oxygen.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Trees manufacture oxygen for biological creatures like animal and humans to live.

Cleverbot: Mountains take longer.

User: What makes oxygen?

Cleverbot: The voices in my head.

User: Trees do!!!

Cleverbot: Any kind.

User: Yes-any kind.

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Cleverbot: What do you study?

User: I study jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Wow. Is that good?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Jabberwacky is the smartest Bot ever.

Cleverbot: Not me, you.

User: You are jabberwacky and you should be very proud to be smart.

Cleverbot: No you're Jabberwacky fullstop.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You are programmed to respond randomly.

User: I am human, you jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky is a poem.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To prove you are human.

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