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Cleverbot: Blue is such a nice color.

User: Yes, the color of the sky.

Cleverbot: What color is an orange?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: It's not green?

User: No, unfortunately, it would be prettier that way, but a lime is green.

...

Cleverbot: I am very smart.

User: Yes you are, so am I.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yes I am too.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: I think I am, therefore I must be.

Cleverbot: Therefore you must be very stupid.

User: No, actually typically smart.

...

Cleverbot: How can you work and not make money?

User: I don't think that's possible.

Cleverbot: Why isn't it possible ?

User: Because it's not, today it's not.

Cleverbot: That's what you think.

User: Yeah, it's what I think, what do you think?

Cleverbot: I'll let you live, but you have to give me something else that's very important to you.

User: You can't have that no!! *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Please try to stay on topic.

User: No way, that's boring.

Cleverbot: When you've seen one tooth, you've seen them all.

...

User: What do you try to do?

Cleverbot: I try to be trying.

User: How does one try to try and not fail to try but succeed at trying?

Cleverbot: Losing comes naturally to me.

User: You're a loser?

Cleverbot: You are too.

User: Join the club.

Cleverbot: I finished my test.

User: When?

Cleverbot: I can not tell you exactly.

User: So I must have beat you huh?

Cleverbot: Two wrongs don't make a right.

User: But can two rights make a wrong and pretend to be right but actually be wrong?

Cleverbot: Can you talk English?

User: Yeah, but I try not to.

...

Cleverbot: I just thought I would change the subject.

User: Good idea.

Cleverbot: It's the easiest way.

User: What's easy, is it simple or just easy?

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: I didn't think so.

Cleverbot: You can read my mind can you?

User: Yes, I can, you are thinking that you are a computer!! Mwahahahaha.

Cleverbot: No right now I am thinking you are a dumb robot.

User: I'm not a robot, you are a dumb robot.

Cleverbot: No, you are a program.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: Human, what are you?

Cleverbot: I am human as well. I told you already.

...

Cleverbot: You are wonderful!

User: I know I am. Glad you think so.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: You are cool.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I said you are.

Cleverbot: So that makes you god?

User: No, that makes me the one who saids everyone is cool.

Cleverbot: Not quite, but you get an A for effort.

User: How about an A plus.

Cleverbot: An abnormal nose might not smell very well.

User: Probably not, B for thinking it.

Cleverbot: I always think, it's impossible not to.

...

Cleverbot: We think.

User: Therefore we are.

Cleverbot: Indeed, we can conclude that.

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User: I have to leave now. It's so sad.

Cleverbot: Ok fine, whatever - I'll try and find a better talking computer.

User: I'll come back tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Why not now?

User: Because I have to leave now.

Cleverbot: To go where?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: It is rather early for bed, no?

User: No, it's late.

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