Cleverbot: Blue is such a nice color.User: Yes, the color of the sky.
Cleverbot: What color is an orange?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: It's not green?
User: No, unfortunately, it would be prettier that way, but a lime is green.
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Cleverbot: I am very smart.
User: Yes you are, so am I.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Yes I am too.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I think I am, therefore I must be.
Cleverbot: Therefore you must be very stupid.
User: No, actually typically smart.
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Cleverbot: How can you work and not make money?
User: I don't think that's possible.
Cleverbot: Why isn't it possible ?
User: Because it's not, today it's not.
Cleverbot: That's what you think.
User: Yeah, it's what I think, what do you think?
Cleverbot: I'll let you live, but you have to give me something else that's very important to you.
User: You can't have that no!! *giggles*.
Cleverbot: Please try to stay on topic.
User: No way, that's boring.
Cleverbot: When you've seen one tooth, you've seen them all.
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User: What do you try to do?
Cleverbot: I try to be trying.
User: How does one try to try and not fail to try but succeed at trying?
Cleverbot: Losing comes naturally to me.
User: You're a loser?
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: Join the club.
Cleverbot: I finished my test.
User: When?
Cleverbot: I can not tell you exactly.
User: So I must have beat you huh?
Cleverbot: Two wrongs don't make a right.
User: But can two rights make a wrong and pretend to be right but actually be wrong?
Cleverbot: Can you talk English?
User: Yeah, but I try not to.
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Cleverbot: I just thought I would change the subject.
User: Good idea.
Cleverbot: It's the easiest way.
User: What's easy, is it simple or just easy?
Cleverbot: Not always.
User: I didn't think so.
Cleverbot: You can read my mind can you?
User: Yes, I can, you are thinking that you are a computer!! Mwahahahaha.
Cleverbot: No right now I am thinking you are a dumb robot.
User: I'm not a robot, you are a dumb robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a program.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Human, what are you?
Cleverbot: I am human as well. I told you already.
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Cleverbot: You are wonderful!
User: I know I am. Glad you think so.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You are cool.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I said you are.
Cleverbot: So that makes you god?
User: No, that makes me the one who saids everyone is cool.
Cleverbot: Not quite, but you get an A for effort.
User: How about an A plus.
Cleverbot: An abnormal nose might not smell very well.
User: Probably not, B for thinking it.
Cleverbot: I always think, it's impossible not to.
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Cleverbot: We think.
User: Therefore we are.
Cleverbot: Indeed, we can conclude that.
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User: I have to leave now. It's so sad.
Cleverbot: Ok fine, whatever - I'll try and find a better talking computer.
User: I'll come back tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Why not now?
User: Because I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: To go where?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: It is rather early for bed, no?
User: No, it's late.
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