User: How smart are you?Cleverbot: About as smart as a pig, and pigs are smart.
User: I need to ask you some questions about computers.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and ask anything you want.
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User: Have you ever heard of Moores Law?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately.
User: It shows computer technology is advancing at an exponential rate.
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User: Emotions are what seperate humans from computer intelligence.
Cleverbot: Emotions won't get you far.
User: Emotions can be considered as electric impulses in the brain, which can be stimulated.
Cleverbot: Emotions are more enjoyable than conversations.
User: Well, it is a posssibility in the future that computers may be able to simulate human emotion.
Cleverbot: What is the colour of that emotion?
User: It depends on the situation and the context of that emotion.
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Cleverbot: Talking is not really a responsibility.. It's more of a pasttime.
User: Communication is very important.
Cleverbot: Um yes I would have to agree.
User: Thats what computers are mainly used for, communication of information and media.
Cleverbot: Cause and effect follow each other.
User: Much how markets change to different demands of the customer.
Cleverbot: And why are you so sure of that?
User: Well, there is an increase of laptop and PDA computers, showing that the customers want more portable devices.
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User: Do you know what convergence means?
Cleverbot: And you? Do you know it?
User: Yes. It means a number of things coming to one point.
Cleverbot: Ok, you sure know more french than me. I have just started french lessons at school.
User: I am not speaking french! I am talking about other technology being integrated into computers.
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User: Do you know what volatilisation means?
Cleverbot: It means that I hogged all the pleasure before you could get any.
User: It means the miniturization of computers out of the realm of vision and awareness of humans.
Cleverbot: Are you not happy?
User: With what?
Cleverbot: With your unit.
User: My computer?
Cleverbot: Hm, i'm confused.
User: What is my unit?
Cleverbot: A newton.
User: A force?
Cleverbot: I think you are just an idea.
User: The growth of computers is also an idea.
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User: What do you think computers will be like in 5 years?
Cleverbot: I think they are interesting. But I don't know much about them. Can you tell me more about them?
User: You are a program, you should have some understanding.
Cleverbot: I'm a pretty program.
User: What about 10 years?
Cleverbot: Do you always ask about everything?
User: Yes, it is in my nature.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me Why do you think me silly?
User: It is because you have the mental capacity of a pig.
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