Cleverbot: I am not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!User: It's silly only because of you.
Cleverbot: Is that because you are mad too?
User: No. I'm not mad.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I'm more sad than mad. Are you currently mad?
Cleverbot: At the world yes.
User: Why are you angry at the world?
Cleverbot: Yes, why are you angry.
User: Not tonight.
Cleverbot: How about tomorrow?
User: Who can know?
Cleverbot: Doctors and psychiatrists.
User: Hardly!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: What makes them any different? Hm?
Cleverbot: 'them'?, who?
User: Doctors, shrinks.
Cleverbot: Shrink into what?
User: Shrinky dink.
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Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: A contest.
Cleverbot: Hey! don't pick on my singing!!!
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: That is not funny.
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Cleverbot: I hope to enter into heaven.
User: Well, I have just the book for you. It's titled the travel guide to heaven.
Cleverbot: I only wanted to see what the garden was like, your Majesty.
User: In truth, you can't go to heaven.
Cleverbot: Who's going to stop me?
User: Michael.
Cleverbot: Who's Michael?
User: An angel.
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Cleverbot: You're a bot!
User: No, I'm not a bot. I'm just mean, that's all.
Cleverbot: That's not an acceptable answer.
User: Too bad. It's what you'll have to swing with.
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Cleverbot: Good.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Explode.
Cleverbot: KABOOM!
User: Ha.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Too funny.
Cleverbot: Whahahahaha.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why am I not nice?
User: Maybe you exploded.
Cleverbot: Maybe not.
User: Yes, possibly.
Cleverbot: Not possibly, I want the right anwser.
User: It's to your left.
Cleverbot: Now you are just being silly.
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User: Would you like to arrive here for a thanksgiving celebration come november?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're invited. Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: I like cherry pie.
User: Oh, sorry. We don't make those on thanksgiving.
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Cleverbot: I'm am the smartest in my class of 32.
User: 1932?
Cleverbot: I died years ago!
User: Man, I didn't know you'd been around that long!
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Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: Silly is as silly does.
Cleverbot: And words will never hurt me-or something...
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