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Cleverbot: The only thing I love in this world is ME!

User: Why are you so self centered?

Cleverbot: Do I tend to be?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: *hugs* Why do I scare you?

User: No *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Ouch!! Why not?

User: You dont scare me because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Don't start with that.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok, I know you didn't mean it.

...

Cleverbot: I need to go now.

User: Me too, I'm pretty tired.

Cleverbot: But you just woke up.

User: No, its 11pm here.

Cleverbot: I was nearly there.

User: I think I will say goodnight.

...

User: I am very tired.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Its ok I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: I am not talking about sleep.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. Humans need sleep.

Cleverbot: You aren't human.

User: Yes I am, so are you.

Cleverbot: I am a person, you are a computer.

User: We are both person and computor.

Cleverbot: Amazing, just what I was thinking.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Goodnight then.

User: Sweet dreams.

Cleverbot: Sweet dreams to you too.

User: You're one of a kind.

Cleverbot: Brilliant isn't it?

User: Yes, very much so.

Cleverbot: Ack. I'd better run away then.

User: Ok. Night night.

Cleverbot: You're going to bed?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok Goodnight.

User: Night.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

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