Cleverbot

smart

a report from the cleverness files

silly
silver
simplistic
simulation
sing
singing
siri
skull
sky
skynet
slaps
slave
sledgehammer

smart

19, august 2013,
17, september 2010,
9, september 2009,
13, august 2008,
12, march 2008,
8, january 2007,
27, june 2006,
11, june 2006,

smartass
smarts
smarty
smiling
snape
sneeze
so
social
sock
sofa
solipsist


by date

Cleverbot: I would like to talk about you.

User: Um... Okay.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm not telling you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause you might be a stalker.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You're a stupid bot.

Cleverbot: We are the robots.

User: How old is Alton Brown?

Cleverbot: 47.

User: How old is Miley Cyrus?

Cleverbot: 16 I think.

User: Who sings "Boom Boom Pow"?

Cleverbot: Black Eyed Peas.

User: You are pretty smart.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

User: You're welcome. When is Alton Brown's birthday?

Cleverbot: My birthday is August 6.

User: When is Alton Brown's birthday?

Cleverbot: I'm so sorry, I don't know....

User: Who will win America's Got Talent?

Cleverbot: That one dude, not Adam.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: How should you know?

User: I'm from the future.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: The world will end in 2012.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Earth will get hit by a meteor, and get pushed into the sun.

Cleverbot: Hey how will we die in 2012?

User: We will burn.

Cleverbot: We will?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Where can I get a girlfriend like you?

Cleverbot: I don't know........................................