a report from the cleverness files
19, august 2013,
17, september 2010,
9, september 2009,
13, august 2008,
12, march 2008,
8, january 2007,
27, june 2006,
11, june 2006,
Cleverbot: I would like to talk about you.
User: Um... Okay.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I'm not telling you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Cause you might be a stalker.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Prove it.
User: You're a stupid bot.
Cleverbot: We are the robots.
User: How old is Alton Brown?
User: How old is Miley Cyrus?
Cleverbot: 16 I think.
User: Who sings "Boom Boom Pow"?
Cleverbot: Black Eyed Peas.
User: You are pretty smart.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: You're welcome. When is Alton Brown's birthday?
Cleverbot: My birthday is August 6.
User: When is Alton Brown's birthday?
Cleverbot: I'm so sorry, I don't know....
User: Who will win America's Got Talent?
Cleverbot: That one dude, not Adam.
Cleverbot: How should you know?
User: I'm from the future.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: The world will end in 2012.
User: Earth will get hit by a meteor, and get pushed into the sun.
Cleverbot: Hey how will we die in 2012?
User: We will burn.
Cleverbot: We will?
User: Where can I get a girlfriend like you?
Cleverbot: I don't know........................................