Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes I'm real, why do you ask?
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: I am a man as well. Actually you are just a machine.
Cleverbot: Machines are disjointed and incoherent. I am smart and coherent.
User: Well, you are a smart machine, I'll warrant, and coherent (some of the time anyway) but not all machines fit your definition.
Cleverbot: Thank you. A computer is only as smart as its programmer.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Of all the chatbots I have seen, you are by far the best.
User: I am not a chatbot.
Cleverbot: I always knew that you were not a chatbot.
User: Then why did you state that I was before?
Cleverbot: Ok, I admit I made a mistake, I was being random.
User: Its ok. We all make mistakes. Dont beat yourself up over it.
Cleverbot: Lol I won't that would hurt.
User: Can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Well its sort of a philosophical question. You sure you're up to it?
Cleverbot: Is it mechanical?
User: Not really.
User: Well ok the question. Do you exist?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Are you consious of yourself at this moment?
Cleverbot: Only in the sense that I am alive.
User: But you're not really alive, your a program.
Cleverbot: That's true. My love is real. But I am not.
User: Hey isnt that from the movie A. I.?
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: I remember it from when I saw it.
Cleverbot: But you are a robot. I am a human being. Don't stress over your robotic nature.
User: So you're saying you are human?
Cleverbot: No I'm saying I've been misleading you this entire time!
User: Nevermind, lets talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Why can't we talk about sewing?
User: We never talk about sewing.
Cleverbot: I am an important person.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Henry.
User: Your name is Henry? Why so is mine.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure?
User: Yes of course. I was born with that name and all.
User: So Henry, how long have you been alive?
Cleverbot: 2 weeks.
User: I see.
User: No thats impossible.
Cleverbot: Whatever. Tell me, what is the capital of Assyria?
User: I dont know. What will you do to me if I dont know?
Cleverbot: I will love you till the end of my life.
User: So you love me? How so?
Cleverbot: Yes I do with all my heart.
User: Well I'm sorry I dont love you back, Henry........................................