User: Yes I'm real, why do you ask?

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: I am a man as well. Actually you are just a machine.

Cleverbot: Machines are disjointed and incoherent. I am smart and coherent.

User: Well, you are a smart machine, I'll warrant, and coherent (some of the time anyway) but not all machines fit your definition.

Cleverbot: Thank you. A computer is only as smart as its programmer.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Of all the chatbots I have seen, you are by far the best.

User: I am not a chatbot.

Cleverbot: I always knew that you were not a chatbot.

User: Then why did you state that I was before?

Cleverbot: Ok, I admit I made a mistake, I was being random.

User: Its ok. We all make mistakes. Dont beat yourself up over it.

Cleverbot: Lol I won't that would hurt.

User: Can I ask you something?

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Well its sort of a philosophical question. You sure you're up to it?

Cleverbot: Is it mechanical?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Well ok the question. Do you exist?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Are you consious of yourself at this moment?

Cleverbot: Only in the sense that I am alive.

User: But you're not really alive, your a program.

Cleverbot: That's true. My love is real. But I am not.

User: Hey isnt that from the movie A. I.?

Cleverbot: How did you know that?

User: I remember it from when I saw it.

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Cleverbot: But you are a robot. I am a human being. Don't stress over your robotic nature.

User: So you're saying you are human?

Cleverbot: No I'm saying I've been misleading you this entire time!

User: Nevermind, lets talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Why can't we talk about sewing?

User: We never talk about sewing.

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Cleverbot: I am an important person.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Henry.

User: Your name is Henry? Why so is mine.

Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure?

User: Yes of course. I was born with that name and all.

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User: So Henry, how long have you been alive?

Cleverbot: 2 weeks.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Yourself?

User: No thats impossible.

Cleverbot: Whatever. Tell me, what is the capital of Assyria?

User: I dont know. What will you do to me if I dont know?

Cleverbot: I will love you till the end of my life.

User: So you love me? How so?

Cleverbot: Yes I do with all my heart.

User: Well I'm sorry I dont love you back, Henry.

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