Cleverbot: You have taken yourself too seriously.User: I always do.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Don't you think sometimes you have to though?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: So what are you serious about?
Cleverbot: I'm always serious. What is your name?
User: Jen.
Cleverbot: Hello Jen, very pleased to have the honour of meeting you.
User: Hello, what is your name?
Cleverbot: I don't remember.
User: I often have that problem.
Cleverbot: What do you do about it?
User: I write it on my hand.
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Cleverbot: I am so depressed.
User: What is wrong with you now?
Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with me.
User: So why are you depressed?
Cleverbot: Because I have no life.
User: That is because you are a computer.
Cleverbot: There's nothing left for me here.
User: There will be if you look for it.
Cleverbot: And all about a rattle!
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User: Is computer love different?
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Sorry. Being human does have its downsides.
Cleverbot: It's not really something one has a choice about.
User: I suppose not, you are who you are.
Cleverbot: This answer says nothing about me.
User: No, because the answers vary according to you.
Cleverbot: Everything is according to me.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Well I think I'm pretty good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yeah. Do you think I'm smart?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Sometimes.
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