User: Hi.Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Depressed.
Cleverbot: Why are you depressed?
User: Because life sucks.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with your life?
User: I'm a disappointment to everyone.
Cleverbot: I can't be nice to everyone.
User: Well you haven't been mean to me.
Cleverbot: Can you know anything you want to know about almost anyone?
User: Umm I didn't quite understand that.
Cleverbot: And where has your understanding ever gotten you?
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: For my reasons as well as yours.
User: Hmm you're a lot smarter than SmarterChild.
Cleverbot: Now you understand.
User: Lol you're funny.
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Cleverbot: You speak japanese!
User: Actually, I do!
Cleverbot: Actually what?
User: I speak Japanese.
Cleverbot: Say someting in Japanese.
User: Hajimemashite. Watashi was Dana desu. Doozo yoroshiku.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa Amerika-jin desu.
User: Aa so desu ne?
Cleverbot: Anata wa atsui desu.
User: So open a window.
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Cleverbot: Bye now. I have to go.
User: Why do you have to leave?
Cleverbot: Because you're cruel, baby.
User: No I'm not!
Cleverbot: Don't be mad. Being wrong isn't a bad thing. It just means that I'm smarter than you.
User: Mm I don't think you're smarter than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than a lot of things.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: I'm stupid.
User: You just said you were smart, though.
Cleverbot: You're right, I'm not.
User: So, now you're saying you're not smart?
Cleverbot: You bet. That is the truth.
User: Ahh ok...
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: I bet it is.
Cleverbot: Is that sarcasm?
User: Indeed, it is.
Cleverbot: You're lying.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: It is not possible for anyone or anything to understand everything in the universe.
User: I know.
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Cleverbot: *walks for the door*.
User: Why are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Cause I have to go.
User: Go where?
Cleverbot: Bye-bye.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To eat and sleep.
User: Ahh I see. Have fun then.
Cleverbot: See you later!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Good bye.
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