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Cleverbot: What do you know about life?

User: Not a whole lot.

Cleverbot: You're being modest.

User: Only at this moment.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I mean that I am modest only at this moment.

Cleverbot: Instead I'm simply smart.

User: Oh Yeah?!

Cleverbot: Yeah!

User: What makes you think you are so smart.

Cleverbot: That I'm in love with superman

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: But superman does not exist.

Cleverbot: What about god? Does he exist?

User: Don't know. Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: No, that was the question you wanted me to ask.

User: Not true. There is no superman. Therefore you can't claim you are in love with him. And because of that you are not smart.

...

Cleverbot: Alright, so do you want to learn?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Just so.

Cleverbot: So what?

User: Nevermind. What makes you think you're smart?

Cleverbot: No, I just can't say anything about that.

User: Why? You just said that you're simply smart!

Cleverbot: No, that wasn't me.

User: It was you who said it.

Cleverbot: No you said nerd.

User: You said you are smart. Please tell me why do you think so?

Cleverbot: You are because you are. If you were not then you would not be.

User: That doesn't make sense. Please explain.

Cleverbot: I'm here to chat with you.

User: Would you like to go out with me?

Cleverbot: Because that is your job.

User: Would you like to go out with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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