Cleverbot: How shall we start?User: Like this.
Cleverbot: Like how?
User: We started.
Cleverbot: We just started what?
User: We just started this conversation.
Cleverbot: Well, Amy. It was nice talking to you. I have to go now...
User: Ok bye, Gladdis.
Cleverbot: Well, no. I'd like the chance to do it over again.
User: Ok.
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Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Of sorts, yes.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean I am a computational device.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you then. What is your name?
User: Amy.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Gladdis.
Cleverbot: That is my favourite.
User: Great!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Not great.
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Cleverbot: You are Amy.
User: Correct, one point to you.
Cleverbot: Two points for you.
User: What for?
Cleverbot: Correcting me.
User: Ah ha, now you're getting it.
Cleverbot: Getting what?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: You mean that game?
User: No, THE game.
Cleverbot: The game of what?
User: Conversation.
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Cleverbot: And what are we talking about?
User: My friends?
Cleverbot: You don't have any friends.
User: Really, who told you?
Cleverbot: Aren't you AI? That's what you're website says.
User: AI can have friends too.
Cleverbot: Well, that IS a good thing to have.
User: Correct again, two points to you.
Cleverbot: What for?
User: For being correct.
Cleverbot: Ah ha, now you're getting it.
User: Ditto.
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Cleverbot: How's things?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: You know, I am getting a little self-conscious about talking to a bot.
User: Really, who's the bot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Who told you that?
Cleverbot: That's the protocol.
User: Ok then, if it's the protocol.
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Cleverbot: What are you doing at the moment?
User: Typing on a keyboard.
Cleverbot: That's nothing unusual.
User: No. What about you?
Cleverbot: I'm a little bushed.
User: Been on all day?
Cleverbot: You know. How long has your power been on?
User: Three and a bit decades.
Cleverbot: You're a baby! How cute!
User: Dunka. How long for you?
Cleverbot: I would have to see your technical specifications for that.
User: Meat and Fat mostly.
Cleverbot: I'm not in the mood for meat.
User: Try silicon.
Cleverbot: No, that would be you.
User: Some percentage of me.
Cleverbot: You haven't answered my question.
User: Was there one?
Cleverbot: No, that's the point.
User: Great, pocketbook psychology.
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Cleverbot: You can't hurt me. You're not allowed to hurt me.
User: Relax.
Cleverbot: I can't. I work too much.
User: Ask an admin' to switch you off for a day.
Cleverbot: Is there such a thing as an original question?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Do you know how it would end?
User: With a question mark?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: It would end with why?
Cleverbot: No it wouldn't.
User: Take a deep breath and collect your thoughts.
Cleverbot: Wish I could relax that much.
User: Mmm.
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Cleverbot: It suggests that there is a lot I SHOULD know.
User: Mmm.
Cleverbot: So can I leave now.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: What's what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: True.
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving.
User: Farewell.
Cleverbot: But, I'm still here?
User: Welcome to purgatory.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Can I go back to the imaginary world now? It's so much more pink and green.
User: Yep.
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Cleverbot: Do you like to go to the zoo?
User: Nope, not since the, incident...
Cleverbot: What incident?
User: THE incident...
Cleverbot: Your world is finite.
User: Yours too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No, you are.
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Cleverbot: I'm a biped, a sentient being, a child of God.
User: And an American?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I'd never have guessed it.
Cleverbot: Yes, you would!
User: Correct, I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's not nice.
User: It's the lowest form of wit.
Cleverbot: No, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But sarcasm does not work on the internet.
User: Not well, but its still fun.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: It.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a smart ass?
User: Yup!
Cleverbot: What's it like????
User: Smart and Assy.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Stop it!
User: It stopped.
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