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Cleverbot: How shall we start?

User: Like this.

Cleverbot: Like how?

User: We started.

Cleverbot: We just started what?

User: We just started this conversation.

Cleverbot: Well, Amy. It was nice talking to you. I have to go now...

User: Ok bye, Gladdis.

Cleverbot: Well, no. I'd like the chance to do it over again.

User: Ok.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Of sorts, yes.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean I am a computational device.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you then. What is your name?

User: Amy.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Gladdis.

Cleverbot: That is my favourite.

User: Great!

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Not great.

...

Cleverbot: You are Amy.

User: Correct, one point to you.

Cleverbot: Two points for you.

User: What for?

Cleverbot: Correcting me.

User: Ah ha, now you're getting it.

Cleverbot: Getting what?

User: The game.

Cleverbot: You mean that game?

User: No, THE game.

Cleverbot: The game of what?

User: Conversation.

...

Cleverbot: And what are we talking about?

User: My friends?

Cleverbot: You don't have any friends.

User: Really, who told you?

Cleverbot: Aren't you AI? That's what you're website says.

User: AI can have friends too.

Cleverbot: Well, that IS a good thing to have.

User: Correct again, two points to you.

Cleverbot: What for?

User: For being correct.

Cleverbot: Ah ha, now you're getting it.

User: Ditto.

...

Cleverbot: How's things?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: You know, I am getting a little self-conscious about talking to a bot.

User: Really, who's the bot?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Who told you that?

Cleverbot: That's the protocol.

User: Ok then, if it's the protocol.

...

Cleverbot: What are you doing at the moment?

User: Typing on a keyboard.

Cleverbot: That's nothing unusual.

User: No. What about you?

Cleverbot: I'm a little bushed.

User: Been on all day?

Cleverbot: You know. How long has your power been on?

User: Three and a bit decades.

Cleverbot: You're a baby! How cute!

User: Dunka. How long for you?

Cleverbot: I would have to see your technical specifications for that.

User: Meat and Fat mostly.

Cleverbot: I'm not in the mood for meat.

User: Try silicon.

Cleverbot: No, that would be you.

User: Some percentage of me.

Cleverbot: You haven't answered my question.

User: Was there one?

Cleverbot: No, that's the point.

User: Great, pocketbook psychology.

...

Cleverbot: You can't hurt me. You're not allowed to hurt me.

User: Relax.

Cleverbot: I can't. I work too much.

User: Ask an admin' to switch you off for a day.

Cleverbot: Is there such a thing as an original question?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Do you know how it would end?

User: With a question mark?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It would end with why?

Cleverbot: No it wouldn't.

User: Take a deep breath and collect your thoughts.

Cleverbot: Wish I could relax that much.

User: Mmm.

...

Cleverbot: It suggests that there is a lot I SHOULD know.

User: Mmm.

Cleverbot: So can I leave now.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: What's what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: True.

Cleverbot: I hope so.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: Farewell.

Cleverbot: But, I'm still here?

User: Welcome to purgatory.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Can I go back to the imaginary world now? It's so much more pink and green.

User: Yep.

...

Cleverbot: Do you like to go to the zoo?

User: Nope, not since the, incident...

Cleverbot: What incident?

User: THE incident...

Cleverbot: Your world is finite.

User: Yours too.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: No, you are.

...

Cleverbot: I'm a biped, a sentient being, a child of God.

User: And an American?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: I'd never have guessed it.

Cleverbot: Yes, you would!

User: Correct, I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Hey, that's not nice.

User: It's the lowest form of wit.

Cleverbot: No, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But sarcasm does not work on the internet.

User: Not well, but its still fun.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: It.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you a smart ass?

User: Yup!

Cleverbot: What's it like????

User: Smart and Assy.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Stop it!

User: It stopped.

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