Cleverbot: Do you like to go to the zoo?User: Nope, not since the, incident...
Cleverbot: What incident?
User: THE incident...
Cleverbot: Your world is finite.
User: Yours too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No, you are.
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Cleverbot: I'm a biped, a sentient being, a child of God.
User: And an American?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: I'd never have guessed it.
Cleverbot: Yes, you would!
User: Correct, I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Hey, that's not nice.
User: It's the lowest form of wit.
Cleverbot: No, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But sarcasm does not work on the internet.
User: Not well, but its still fun.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: It.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Are you a smart ass?
User: Yup!
Cleverbot: What's it like????
User: Smart and Assy.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Stop it!
User: It stopped.
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