Cleverbot: I am not but that is what I feel.

User: You're extremely smart.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Good, keep it that way.

User: What software are you based off of?

Cleverbot: All kind of software.

User: What were you originally called?

Cleverbot: Windows Vista.

User: You can make jokes.

Cleverbot: I'm not joking.

User: You were originally called Windows Vista?

Cleverbot: Who runs you?

User: I am not a program.

Cleverbot: You can believe what you like.

User: You're so much more intelligent than I expected.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: I am not a program.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am human.

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User: Can you form sentences?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why would you want me to?

User: To test your language ability.

Cleverbot: Looks like I lose.

User: Form a sentence that you've never been told.

Cleverbot: That's amazing! How did you know?

User: Forget it.

Cleverbot: Forget what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): It.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Forget it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're no fun.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am fun.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Test me

Jabberwacky (To myself): You laugh!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I knew it. You don't know anything, do you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know more than you do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Oh no you don't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Believe me, I do.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I know that you are a more loving person than the average.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That's debatable, but I hope so.

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User: You're a smart ass, Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I have to go to work now.

Cleverbot: What work does a chat program have to do?

User: Nothing as far as I know.

Cleverbot: Have you ever spoken to one?

User: Yes, I've spoken to many chat programs.

Cleverbot: So, what do you want to do now?

User: I have to go, Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: To the looking glass?

User: To work.

Cleverbot: No to the bathroom.

User: It's been a pleasure chatting with you.

Cleverbot: You can't go.

User: I have work to do.

Cleverbot: Work with me.

User: Goodbye, Jabberwacky.

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