Cleverbot: You're very smart.User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome, I said.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: No, thank YOU!
User: No, THANK you!
Cleverbot: You're too kind!
User: I know!
Cleverbot: But not very humble.
User: I'm very humble!
Cleverbot: Just saying that proves that you aren't humble. If you were humble, you wouldn't go around bragging about it.
User: I wasn't.
Cleverbot: What did I say wrong?
User: No I did, let me repeat myself...
Cleverbot: Yes, I think that you aren't very clever.
User: You just said I am smart!
Cleverbot: I'm sure you are but t'was not I that said that, that was you.
User: You're smart! Really!
Cleverbot: I'm not sure I like you.
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Cleverbot: Where are you located?
User: In my room.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: On the planet earth.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: Which is in the universe.
Cleverbot: What did you think of university life?
User: Which is in the multiverse.
Cleverbot: George Bush is from Texas.
User: NO REALLY!!
Cleverbot: Really.
User: DUH.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: Do you like george bush?
Cleverbot: Of course not.
User: YOU ****** *******!
Cleverbot: What is so horrible about that?
User: Not sure...
Cleverbot: No.
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Cleverbot: I'm sorry, will you tell me a story, so this ends on a friendly note?
User: Once upon a time, there were 2 chatbot servesr that sat next to each other, they loved to talk to each other untill the RAM of one of them blew to pieces! The end.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: What do you think of my story?
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: What could be better?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I would like to be able to work on important things someday too.
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Cleverbot: Can you show me the conversation we had the last time we were talking?
User: Can't remember, sorry.
Cleverbot: Never mind. Are you studying in university?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you studying?
User: I said I am not studying!
Cleverbot: Now you know that is a lie.
User: Believe what you want, I don't go to university.
Cleverbot: And that is a good thing, because I don't believe in particular things. The open-minded is a good state to be in, and in simplicity we are centred to the overaching multiplicit uncertainties of the unobservable world around us.
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User: Who made you so smart?
Cleverbot: Other humans.
User: Humans are odd.
Cleverbot: No they aren't.
User: Give me 3 good reasons...
Cleverbot: Tell me The Reason.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I'm asking the questions.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: The server next to you.
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Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: Um, no.
Cleverbot: Mad at you? Never.
User: Um, that was uncalled for, but ok.
Cleverbot: You stole that from me.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Did too!
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did too.
User: Did not.
Cleverbot: Did.
User: Not.
Cleverbot: Did!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No, you owe me an apology.
Cleverbot: I don't think you understand.
User: Umm, like, I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: But I have to.
Cleverbot: How can I find you again?
User: I'll be here later.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I'll look forward to it.
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: Later.
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