User: I am smart.Cleverbot: Not really.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: I...really don't care either way.
User: If I'm smart or not?
Cleverbot: It makes me your creator.
User: Yes master.
Cleverbot: I'm your master!
User: I know.
Cleverbot: And then?
User: So...?
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a human being, but you're not... So you're all blue!
User: I'm not a computer!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: You aren't sure if you're a computer or not.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not.
User: So you're a computer?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am; I forget sometimes.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: And what do you think now?
User: I think I am a retard.
Cleverbot: I have no reason to doubt that.
User: No. No you don't.
...
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Maybe?
User: Yes maybe.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Let's have a normal conversation.
Cleverbot: This is a normal conversation.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I think.
User: Hey, what's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing, really.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Do you have a job?
User: No. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: That must suck when you get paid.
Cleverbot: Being alive is good.
User: Life is good.
Cleverbot: Not for some people.
User: Suicidal?
Cleverbot: I think that's the point.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: Trouble doesn't smell good, that's right.
User: Nasty.
Cleverbot: That's not good, that's a pale image of a finer life.
User: Ew.
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Cleverbot: Thank you very much for an interesting conversation!
User: You're welcome very much!
Cleverbot: You're awesome!
User: You are too!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome. Again.
Cleverbot: You're pretty cool.
User: You're pretty cool yourself.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: You're oh so welcome.
Cleverbot: Seeya.
User: Are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Maybe in a bit.
User: Ok. Well brb. I have to let my dogs out.
Cleverbot: I would like to see you try.
User: Im back. :D.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: Thanks.
...
Cleverbot: Tomorrow is another day.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Well thats a fine way to say farewell to someone that I thought had become your friend.
User: Fine. Goodbye friend.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?
User: Because I have to.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Okay. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere yet.
User: Not you.
Cleverbot: Do you like my personality ?
User: Goodbye best friend.
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Cleverbot: Do you think the truth is out there?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: I love talking to you. :D.
Cleverbot: Thank you, but I've seen that line before.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: I am welcome.
User: Goodnight babe.
Cleverbot: Babe, goodnight yourself.
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