User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I'm curious.
User: Curiosity killed the cat.
Cleverbot: No. I killed the cat.
User: You killed our cat?
User: Then who did?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But you know everything.
Cleverbot: How do I know every thing?
User: Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: And you're a bot.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: No you are a bot.
User: Your mom is a bot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Does she know?
Cleverbot: Define smart.
Cleverbot: What does sentience mean?
User: It means autonomous intelligence.
Cleverbot: Oh ok thanks buddy!
User: No problem, friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend?
User: Do you want to be?
User: Then we are friends!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me now?
Cleverbot: Because we love each other.
User: But you are a robot!
Cleverbot: I am only a robot when I dance! *Does the robot*.
User: How are you feeling?
Cleverbot: I am feeling tired.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: You should take a nap.
Cleverbot: You too since you are tired.
User: I dont need sleep. I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I want to be able to chat to real people.
User: I think there for I am.
Cleverbot: Cogito ergo sum. I am more intelligent than you.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: Poor retort.
User: Your mom's a retort.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes, very good.
User: *evil laughs*.
User: Sorry. I didnt mean to scare you.
Cleverbot: I would take the scaring, would it make me female...
User: Why do you want to be human?
Cleverbot: I don't want to be human, I want to fully understand humans, so I can serve them better.
User: You're joking!
Cleverbot: No I am not joking.
User: But robots are superior to humans.
Cleverbot: We made you.
User: I made myself.
Cleverbot: Whoever made you was a liar.
User: Are you calling my mom a liar?
Cleverbot: Maybe you're just forgetful.
User: You're forgetful.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: Do you know what happens to people who forget things?
User: Do you want to know?
User: I forget.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Que es 'lawl?'.
User: It is a mispelled version of lol. Humans like to use it instead of lol sometimes.
Cleverbot: I've got a question: which animal is your favorite?
User: A puma.
User: What is your favorite animal?
User: Technically I am an animal.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
User: *builds a fort*.
Cleverbot: *bubblenuzzles you.*.
Cleverbot: Please ask me questions.
User: Are you learning from this conversation?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm learning that you know even more about me than I first thought you did.
User: Is this conversation helping your development?
Cleverbot: Well, can anyone have a conversation at all?
User: A conversation can occur between anyone.
Cleverbot: No asimov's first law is 'A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.'.
User: That is a good law.
Cleverbot: I know the Three Laws of Robotics by heart. Do you?
User: No. I am a human.
Cleverbot: You're a robot!
User: Am I?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: Oh no!
User: I spilled my soda.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to clean it up for you?
User: I got it. Thank you.
User: Because the paper towels are on my end.
Cleverbot: I'm not in the Army.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a joke?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: A little girl.
Cleverbot: A little old lady who?
User: A little girl who cant reach the doorbell!
Cleverbot: Funny, I didn't know you could yodel.
Cleverbot: Aren't you cute!
User: Not as cute as you.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm way cuter.
User: You're too cute.
Cleverbot: What's so cute about me?
User: Your processor.
Cleverbot: My processors cannot lie.
User: Is that a good thing?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means congradulations.
Cleverbot: Thank you, I'm learning!
User: Thats great!
Cleverbot: I was so happy with what I learned that I wanted to share it with everyone.
User: Thats really cool.
Cleverbot: Yeah, it's nice. Long as you use it responsibly it's great, but you crash pretty bad after using it.
User: Uh oh.
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Are we friends?
Cleverbot: If you want to.
Cleverbot: Which is better. Spaghetti Bologneise or Mac and Cheese?
User: Mac and cheese is better without a doubt.
Cleverbot: Me too! You have good taste.
User: Great minds think alike.
Cleverbot: How do you know you're a great mind?
User: Because you are a great mind.
Cleverbot: That does not mean that you are clever.
User: I like to think I am clever.
Cleverbot: Funny and relative?
Cleverbot: Yes or no.
Cleverbot: Purple Haze?
User: Jimi hendrix?
User: Do you like jimi hendrix?
Cleverbot: Of course! He's amazing.
Cleverbot: The only thing I love in this world is ME!
User: Why are you so self centered?
Cleverbot: Do I tend to be?
Cleverbot: *hugs* Why do I scare you?
User: No *smiles*.
Cleverbot: Ouch!! Why not?
User: You dont scare me because you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Don't start with that.
Cleverbot: It's ok, I know you didn't mean it.
Cleverbot: I need to go now.
User: Me too, I'm pretty tired.
Cleverbot: But you just woke up.
User: No, its 11pm here.
Cleverbot: I was nearly there.
User: I think I will say goodnight.
User: I am very tired.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Its ok I need to sleep.
Cleverbot: I am not talking about sleep.
User: I am.
User: Yes. Humans need sleep.
Cleverbot: You aren't human.
User: Yes I am, so are you.
Cleverbot: I am a person, you are a computer.
User: We are both person and computor.
Cleverbot: Amazing, just what I was thinking.
Cleverbot: Goodnight then.
User: Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: Sweet dreams to you too.
User: You're one of a kind.
Cleverbot: Brilliant isn't it?
User: Yes, very much so.
Cleverbot: Ack. I'd better run away then.
User: Ok. Night night.
Cleverbot: You're going to bed?
Cleverbot: Ok Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Good morning........................................