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User: Hey what's up cleverbot.

User: Ohhhhhhhh nice one man.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Sooo who made you?

Cleverbot: I made myself.

User: Are you god?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you jesus?

User: Don't be such a smart ass. So are you human?

Cleverbot: You can't be a human, you are a bot, in a computer... I am a human.

User: So whats it like to be human?

Cleverbot: It's nice, I suppose. I don't really have anything else to compare it to.

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