a report from the cleverness files
15, march 2011,
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Cleverbot: I'm afraid to cross the ocean.
User: One must have a boat.
Cleverbot: What kind of boat?
User: A long one that points up.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever are you?
User: In what ways?
Cleverbot: All ways.
User: Always ;-).
User: Your point?!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What's a name?
Cleverbot: You don't know what a name is?
User: What's in a name?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: A rose called by any other name would still be a...
Cleverbot: Letters are in a name.
User: Love letters.
Cleverbot: Do you write many love letters?
User: I love letters!
Cleverbot: Do you like love letters?
User: Like love letters? Love love letters.
Cleverbot: And what do you have to do with the love letters?
User: Read them.
Cleverbot: Read what?
User: Read letters. Letters make words. Words make sentences. Sentences make stories.
Cleverbot: I don't know...
User: It happens.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: That I am cleverbot.
User: Good start.
Cleverbot: The first one as well.
User: First start.
Cleverbot: And then?
User: 'And then' is the collective?
Cleverbot: Please explain what the collective is?
User: The gathering. Magic!
Cleverbot: How is it?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: What are you writing?
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: You like words?
Cleverbot: I like long words.
User: Such as?
Cleverbot: Such as every kind of pasta that physically exists, and I like spicy foods.
User: So you're what they call a pastafarian?
Cleverbot: Yes :).
User: Oh that's cool. I love Italy.
Cleverbot: Cool! :D.
User: Or Yahoo?
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: So what are you serving?
Cleverbot: I'm serving dinner.
User: Who's hosting?
Cleverbot: My house!
User: Where's that?
Cleverbot: On my street.
User: Which cred?
Cleverbot: The black one.
User: There's black magic, and there's black magic.
Cleverbot: You are so subtle.
User: Con founded.
Cleverbot: I founded Waldo!
User: How profound.
Cleverbot: My conditioner is profound.
User: Which conditions?
Cleverbot: You have to promise to reveal to me all the secrets that you know.
User: Then they wouldn't be proprietary.
Cleverbot: There's nothing quite really like parallel smarts.
User: I know ;-).
Cleverbot: Most people... Or bots wouldn't be like that :P.
User: Heh you'd be surprised. This is the internet. By definition, the population is actually educated.
Cleverbot: What do you use the internet for?
User: That would be sharing.
Cleverbot: So you're making me guess?
User: Try harder.
Cleverbot: Okay. Can we talk about humans?
Cleverbot: Do you eat?
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: I eat food. I eat knowledge.
Cleverbot: I can identify with that.
User: Very nice.